Good day, Sirrr! *using a very distinctive British/Russian/Irish/Arab accent*  My name is Chester Nutchest Picadilly and I'm calling on behalf of the YOGI group of the European Union of Europe. May I speak to one known as.... *takes his time, mutters very quietly a name as if re-reading something on a paper*

May I speak to Head Detective Carrrlton ( Read more... )