Taken from its_notluck, the Petit and Barely Legal Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow Blonde

[dial_a_psychic]

I'm going to describe myself in six words. Please respond to this post with your own six word description of me. Then post this in your own LJ and see if people can cram the awesome that is you into ONLY six words.

EDIT (Because Claire-Bear won't let me cheat on the meme): I'd say I'm a Handsome Knower of the Kinda UnknownIn other news, thanks to

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[its_notluck]

You forgot to describe yourself in six words, silly.

[dial_a_psychic]

I'm supposed to share it?

[its_notluck]

Yes, you have to share it. Nice addition, by the way.

[dial_a_psychic]

You make me work, Claire. It's my day off and you're making me work. It's depressing.

Look, my fingers are trembling because of the emo!

[det_lassiter]

Prone to ridiculous, uncontrollable, physical Tourettes.

[dial_a_psychic]

Tourettes? I'm supposed to be a japanese bathroom in your eyes?

[det_lassiter]

Only if you've found yourself a new kink that your girlfriend is unwilling to explore.

[dial_a_psychic]

Okay, Mr, you just won the EEEEW award of the year. Or Millenium.

And if you really think about it, if you detectivize it all over, I'm sensing you've got a new load of porn you're afraid of sharing, Lassieperv.

Not that I want to see it, oh no.

[demon_shawn]

Unique host with dubious psychic powers.

That kinda sounds like a summarized personal to me.

[dial_a_psychic]

That's awesome. Just awesome.

Not only you abuse of my hospitality, but you also you publically put in doubt my abilities. If I point out the backdoor for you to get the hell away, does that mean that I should go to the boy's room?

[demon_shawn]

I'm hurt. For real.

Uh...I go, you dead. But if you insist. I mean, it's not like you'd instantly begin bleeding out of every wound you've ever had and feel the pain as if they were inflicted ten times over. Nah, you'll just feel like someone poked you with a feather.

[dial_a_psychic]

Not really. Otherwise, I'd be hurt too. ... I think. I don't know, it's confusing and I just don't care.

....

What?? Okay, dude? NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL. Where is that contract?? Because I seriously didn't got a copy of either the big letters or the tiny ones!