This one is for the ladies... And some of the dudes, I guess.

[dial_a_psychic]

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[r_vecchio]

Why am I dancing with Lassiter? Why am I in this?!

[det_lassiter]

Oh.

[dial_a_psychic]

But I'm flattered, you know. I sensed you were a fan of the movie, but it's cute and just an itsy bitsy creepy to see you're that obssesed about it.

[det_lassiter]

It's hard to forget about when you find photos of your co-worker in obscene poses...

[dial_a_psychic]

That wasn't obscene. That was art.

[det_lassiter]

Art that people jerk off to.

[dial_a_psychic]

You mean, art that you jerk off to?

[det_lassiter]

I gave you all the stills.

[dial_a_psychic]

But you have memorized them. I can see them inside your head and they look pretty detailed, detective.

[det_lassiter]

There was little left to the imagination. I can't help it if I needed to check all the photos.

[dial_a_psychic]

You needed to check all of them? All over again? That many times? Also, the pictures are telling me that you kept them on your night table. True or false?

[det_lassiter]

I couldn't risk giving you a photo that was someone else's, could I? That would have been a breach of security. It's better to check and double and triple check. I might have thought to read the file in bed with a whiskey at first...