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Dear Internet,

It has been a shitty couple of weeks. Just now, for instance, I went to the doctor to find out why I am still sick after having finished my antibiotics and he told me that I had an abscess in my tonsil, which he proceeded to cut open and suck a tablespoon of puss out of. Life can only get better from here. Now I am doped up and

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[misscarry]

Hope you're feelin better by Saturday!

When you guys moving? this weekend?

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We're moving today and tomorrow.
I think your party will be just what the tonsil tumor ordered & if not, I'll make sure I've had enough to drink so as not to care.