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[diabeticinferno]

There's another inhabitant sharing this little space with me now. A dwarf. A hamster. A dwarf hamster. He/she likes to piss and shit on me. Well, he/she likes to piss and shit on everything, really (and for as insanely small as it is, it can produce piss puddles of rather impressive sizes). It likes to nibble, too. Fingers, feet, hair, lips,

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[nicolechrist]

your lips are mine. don't make me have to take the lil' ham out!

also, this is kinda disturbing...(tell the little ham to back off- or i'll send mine over to eat him)

http://www.clickondetroit.com/health/4456549/detail.html

[diabeticinferno]

Well, that would explain those stomach cramps, cold sweats, chest pains, and frequent vomitting that I've been experiencing....

......if I were experiencing them, that is.