Dear Hilton...

[dhw]

You are cordially invited to perform an unnatural act with any suitable piece of appropriately abrasive, irregular, or sharp inanimate object of sufficient size.

Sideways.

And now to call Hilton and inform them that I would like my Hilton Honors membership to go the way of their reputation...

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[dhw]

Who would have thought that Paris would end up as the classier Hilton?