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[dherblay]

Wow. You know, I've been dithering over buying a wetsuit for a couple of years now. But you know that if you get it in red, no one's going to want to buddy with you.

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[midnightsjane]

And you know what always happens to the red shirts on the away missions!
I'd see if they have it in captain's gold...

[dherblay]

And science blue. It's the tyranny of options!

[ladystarlightsj]

If you got it in captain's gold, would you have to swim like Kirk?

[dherblay]

How does Kirk swim?

[ladystarlightsj]

I guess either you take a stroke, pause, look around weightily, take a stroke...or flail around like mad.

It was funnier in my head....

[cactuswatcher]

If you get it in blue you either have to swim logically like Spock or irascibly like Bones.

[rebekahroxanna]

Not even your mother.

[rebekahroxanna]

And you can kiss goodbye any chances you might have with the cute blonde at the Yellow Submarine.

[dherblay]

To be fair, that's true whether it's red, blue or gold.