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dhamphir

Crack!fic Meme

Nov 26, 2010 14:05

Okay, all blame for this one goes to my Evil Twin! It her fault. *lol*

1. I've written down a list of 10 characters. (I'm using all female characters)

2. You choose however many of those you like and ask me a question about them. Examples: "What happens when 5 and 9 are forced to take care of a baby?" or "1, 4, and 8 walk into a bar. What happens ( Read more... )

evil twin, character: dana scully, fandom: x-files, character: calleigh duquesne, fandom: birds of prey, meme: 2010, character: barbara gordon, fandom: karen sisco, fandom: csi miami, character: karen sisco

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ralst November 27 2010, 01:06:01 UTC

Why and how did 3 and 5 decide to kill 7 and how did 10 and a golden retriever become involved?

dhamphir November 27 2010, 01:41:16 UTC

Well you see, Barbara Gordon (despite her no-killing policy) and Calleigh Duquesne decided Dana Scully had to be killed. Because the woman wasn't really the Dana Scully they knew. The blue-eyed redhead just wasn't Calleigh's lover... she was an imposter!

The not-Dana had fooled the FBI, had fooled the MDPD, and had fooled everyone else. But she couldn't fool Calleigh. So Calleigh had gone Barbara for help. Barbara insisted that before they killed the woman, that they had to prove beyond a doubt that it wasn't Dana.

So Barbara called Bo the succubus to come down from Canada and to help out. No human female could resist a succubus. Despite being sure not-Dana wasn't her lover, Calleigh was uncomfortable watching Bo come onto her lover's doppleganger. But when not-Dana didn't respond to Bo's touch or kiss, they had their irrefutable proof. They shot not-Dana... yellow, viscous blood oozed from the wound.

The golden retriever was the police dog that was used to track the real Dana and helped Barbara, Bo, and Calleigh rescue her. :)

shatterpath November 27 2010, 02:14:01 UTC

*snicker*

shatterpath November 27 2010, 02:15:21 UTC

It's been a long day for #5. What happened and how can #1 make her feel better?

dhamphir November 27 2010, 04:00:50 UTC

Being a US Marshal in the greater Miami-Dade/South Florida Region, Karen Sisco was no stranger to the outrageous, unbelievable, or the mundane things that criminals do to make the lives of law enforcement officers at every local, state, and federal level a constant struggle for sanity. Some days you didn't know whether to laugh or cry... or both ( ... )

shatterpath November 27 2010, 05:07:16 UTC

That was great! Did I seriously land on 2 Miami-based characters strictly by accident? *cracks up* And you got Calleigh and her guns in, yum!

dhamphir November 27 2010, 05:19:39 UTC

Thanks. Yep, you got two Miami characters. And, of course I got Calleigh and her guns in! *vbg*