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[cardio_swindle]

[A long-haired Tyki sits in one of the kitchens, legs crossed, a cup of tea in one hand, his coat draped over the back of his chair, and generally looking rather relaxed. Except for the frown as he regards his companion across the table. He is dressed up in the suit, not the flimsy white outfit, today

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1/idek deal with it

[can_haz_tease]

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[can_haz_tease]

[ OH MASTER IS THAT YOU

YES IT IS, YES IT IS

CAUSE

When you sneak into an EXORCIST wake'n' see a NOAH beefcake
Do the TEASE (haaaa)
And do the TEASE (haaa)

]

[can_haz_tease]

[ also, hi, master, hi

(smooch, smooch, fluttering by???? )

is your proboscis up, or are you just happy to see your loyal minions? ]

done

[can_haz_tease]

[ OH WAIT you humans don't have those, Tease's bad. When you get down and dirty with your Noah bro so often, sharing a roof and a killing and a corpse meal, you tend to forget he's, you know. Not as cool as biologically you.

But it's okay, Tyki. It's okay. They still love you.

(Except for Tease #73. It wants a divorce.)

]

[notpapa]

Leftovers from Rhode's party? [Don't mind him, he'll just be flopping down into the nearest chair.]

[cardio_swindle]

I'm afraid I missed the party. [Just. A grimace. He's going to get such a beating when he finds Road. Or when she finds him.]

Call this a token apology.

[The fiery, skeletal horse gives Bookman a sideways stare. Maybe the redhead will give it sugar?]

[notpapa]

She's gonna kill you, y'know. Even I remembered to get her something.

[He shoots the horse a Look before it gets any ideas.] I don't got anything.

[cardio_swindle]

Yes. Most likely. [Though not for missing her birthday.]

What did you get her?

[The horse wickers in disgust. It comes with a nice eerie echo effect.]

[darkboot2thehd]

[Giant skeleton fire horse... Why not!]

You can understand him?

[cardio_swindle]

[A look at Lenalee. Can he bullshit convincingly, and is it worth the effort?]

Yes, he's actually quite the nag.

[darkboot2thehd]

[Staring more at the horse than at Tyki, so not really noticing any looks]

Doesn't seem very talkative right now...

[cardio_swindle]

[His lucky day then.]

It's about interpreting body language. [The horse snorts, stamping a fiery hoof on the tile. It gives Lenalee a sort of begging look. As much as a horse skull can look pleading.]

[cardio_swindle]

I would invite you to try, but if it ruins my gift to Road I'll be quite without options. Maybe wait until I've handed him over, to try dousing him.

[cardio_swindle]

Good luck. I believe they like sugar, so if you see any that's the way to catch it.

[The horse whinnies, which has a rather surreal after echo to it.]

[hipsdontlog]

[... Okay, that horse (or really, this whole scene) is more than enough to actually get Lavi to stop and stare when she could have happily avoided a Tyki. What is this place...]

Make a friend?

[cardio_swindle]

Come now eyepatch, don't look so surprised. I'm a friendly fellow. I make all kinds of friends.

[The skeletal horse stamps a bony hoof in what may or may not be agreement.]

[hipsdontlog]

"Friendly fellow"? You have a funny way of showing it sometimes. [Tearing people's hearts out and all that.

Gives the horse a look over when it stamps its foot.]

[cardio_swindle]

Perhaps you just haven't given me a proper chance.

[The heart is a troublesome organ and it is his civic duty to relieve people of it, don't you know.]