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[solo_insanity]

[It isn't so odd for this place to have a sit down place or two to eat. This particular one contains a lot of earthen brown floors, bright red walls, and silver trimmings. The lighting is a bit dim to give a bit more homey atmosphere

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[ladyxnoxluck]

[Hold on a tic-]

A-are you stuck here?

[solo_insanity]

Apparently, but since my full attention has been rather forcefully captivated by this place, may I take your order?

Also you are far too kind <3

[ladyxnoxluck]

...do you know how to cook pizza?

I speak nothing but the truth

[solo_insanity]

Put it in an oven and let it bake. If it gets black on the edges, it has been in there too long. Honestly, it can't be that difficult, can it?

[Drumming his fingers against the side of the register.]

[promisedlotus]

... Am I missing something?

[solo_insanity]

If you do find it, tell me what it was.

[A bit preoccupied with staring at buttons.]

[promisedlotus]

I'm not the one wearing...that.

[solo_insanity]

Come now, says the man who has more zippers on his uniform than should be legally allowed.

... And you are awfully skinny, you know? Do you even eat?

[their_insanity]

[Oh pizza. That got Insanity's attention]

Can I get a two slices with cheese...make that to go.

[solo_insanity]

[A slight eye twitch.]

Just cheese?

[their_insanity]

Yes...you know If I wanted something else I would have said so from the beginning~

[Tapping his fingers over the counter]

Do you have any specials.

[solo_insanity]

If you say. Though I never did believe that the customer was always right.

[He holds up a bit of laminated paper. It does have specials. Rather fancy ones, too. He can't just be bothered to read them all out.]

[latenightmoon]

....well on the brightside. You're learning a skill.

[solo_insanity]

Am I? And what would that be.

[Doesn't want to think about asking for her order. He'll be in the kitchen all night and probably still only be halfway through. Cursed Allen Walker reincarnation's and their bottomless pit stomachs.]

[latenightmoon]

Yeah, how to cook. Pizza is something you can freeze and lazily heat up later.

[solo_insanity]

[She said 'lazily' which sound delightful in his book. But it also went with the word 'frozen'. That is marginally not delightful.]

I see you've done this before then. I could use a waitress. Or a second cook. Truly, I'm not really picky at the moment.

[cardio_swindle]

[Just. Leaning in the doorway and laughing at your expense.]

Oi, trying to kill everyone here with poison? Or practicing for the domestic life after all?

[solo_insanity]

[Taking off the baseball cap like hat and giving a very exaggerated bow.]

Come now, new hobby. One can't live on raw fish alone, can they?

[cardio_swindle]

Can you even cook?

[solo_insanity]

... ... You doubt me?

[He digs out a menu under the counter. He wasn't planning on showing this to most costumers and see what they asked from memory.]

Here. Pick something.