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[Can you hear that? It's a buzzing noise in your ear. It sounds like a million angry bees are raising a protest! Don't mind the little notes strewn about like confetti - 'Don't follow me.' 'I insist you don't find me.' 'If you look for me, I will curse you.' 'I'm not running away.' Mostly harmless!]
[They seem to be shooting out of the fan at the end of the hallway. If you manage to shut off the fan, that's when you'll hear the bubbling. Bubble, bubble, toil and troub-Ignore that too. Or don't!
You'll find what looks like a soup kitchen set out with array of soups. Crackers, bread sticks, and pie. It all looks safe! The pies have a flaky, buttery crust. The soups smell quite nice! The bread is still steaming. There's silverware, bowls, and plates laid out. Come try some!]
[ooc: Like you expected, none of this stuff is even remotely safe. Red soups will turn you into a erm something that looks like a bird. We're not quite sure what sort of bird it is, but sources say bird. White soups vary, from hair length issues to meowing like a cat! Pie is another varied one. Either you got turned into a kid (mind intact!) or you become some sort of animal. Mostly Ilamas. We like Ilamas.
Clear soups are the best! Sometimes not so as you might switch bodies with a neighbor or switch ages with them in general. Lots of switching there! The bread is the only harmless thing (or is it).
ps. We lied about the bread. Don't get any funny ideas about that table lamp. It didn't blink at you. You saw nothing!
pss. We regret to inform you we neglected to mention the crackers. Those are actually safe to eat. But who would want to have a cracker without some soup?]
[They seem to be shooting out of the fan at the end of the hallway. If you manage to shut off the fan, that's when you'll hear the bubbling. Bubble, bubble, toil and troub-Ignore that too. Or don't!
You'll find what looks like a soup kitchen set out with array of soups. Crackers, bread sticks, and pie. It all looks safe! The pies have a flaky, buttery crust. The soups smell quite nice! The bread is still steaming. There's silverware, bowls, and plates laid out. Come try some!]
[ooc: Like you expected, none of this stuff is even remotely safe. Red soups will turn you into a erm something that looks like a bird. We're not quite sure what sort of bird it is, but sources say bird. White soups vary, from hair length issues to meowing like a cat! Pie is another varied one. Either you got turned into a kid (mind intact!) or you become some sort of animal. Mostly Ilamas. We like Ilamas.
Clear soups are the best! Sometimes not so as you might switch bodies with a neighbor or switch ages with them in general. Lots of switching there! The bread is the only harmless thing (or is it).
ps. We lied about the bread. Don't get any funny ideas about that table lamp. It didn't blink at you. You saw nothing!
pss. We regret to inform you we neglected to mention the crackers. Those are actually safe to eat. But who would want to have a cracker without some soup?]