Warnings for potential unwanted babies.

[tophat_n_babies]

[Tyki's out and about today, gathering some very random items. Wine, beer, silk, lace, dried roses, some glitter, scented oil, berries, cigarettes, furs, and more. All of it is getting shoved into a large basket, and then he's off to find more items.]

...Now, where can I find silver bells?

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[bloodyscore]

[The vampire's nose is wrinkling horribly under his hood, the collection of smells just...smells really odd. Dx]

There were some a few halls the way I just came. At least they might have been silver.

[tophat_n_babies]

[Tyki always smells odd. Mostly of baby powder, milk, and cigarettes. But this combo probably takes the weird to new heights.]

I'll have to take a look there.

[bloodyscore]

[Oh my, that and all of that in a basket makes a really weird smell. He's having a hard time not sneezing.]

Why... [Headtilt] Why do you need silver bells?

[tophat_n_babies]

To make a baby with, of course.

[Starting to walk off a little, he has to go find those silver bells.]

[bloodyscore]

A b-baby?

[So-so confused. Sob. Following because curiosity demands it.]

I-I didn't realize you needed bells to make ba-babies. [Because as far as he knew there was something else involved. ;;]

[tophat_n_babies]

What else would you use them for?

[Grabbing a few more random things as he walks. Candy canes, red sequins, and a snow-globe.]

You don't, usually. But I'm in the mood to mix things up a little.

[bloodscore]

Decoration? [...This is so not helping his mental pictures. Are we dressing the baby up for Christmas?] Th-though I'd rather not use them at all.

I'm...afraid I still don't follow all the way.

[tophat_n_babies]

I suppose so, but I'm not fond of them. I prefer the lights on strings.

I'm using them to make a baby. They're part of the process. What's not to get, lad?

[bloodyscore]

[Small grimace.] Bright, those things.

I've...never heard of making babies with silver bells. [D:]

[tophat_n_babies]

Beautiful, though.

It's the first time I've tried it. I'm not sure how it will turn out.

[bloodyscore]

All of these things are going to be used...? [Piecing things together. He thinks he recalls Lady speaking of you. x:]

[tophat_n_babies]

Not all of them. The drinks are for me, same with the cigarettes.

[bloodyscore]

[That makes him relax a bit.]

Glitter...? [That brings back horrible memories.]

[tophat_n_babies]

Brother makes his babies with glitter in them. So I'm giving it a try.

[bloodyscore]

[Laughs a bit.] Well, I'm sure it will make an interesting baby.

[tophat_n_babies]

Interesting is the understatement of the year. This thing will be a fabulous monstrosity.