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[not_a_vontrapp]

[The dressingroom can be cruel, or kind. Today, it's being a little bit sweeter than usual to Cross. His family is still back in their home world, but he's been granted some home videos. And it's a warm reminder of what he's lost. He's watching it on the biggest screen that he could find, with the volume high, and he's enjoying every moment of it.

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[ladyxnoxluck]

[The adorable! and family!pings are way too strong for her to be even remotely bothered by the strangeness. But she doesn't want to intrude, so she'll just peek in from the doorway.]

[not_a_vontrapp]

[Congratulations, Miranda. He doesn't even notice you at first. And you've managed to walk in later in the evening, and you get to see what might have been an attempt at a sex tape. Attempt being the key word. The lighting is low, the kiss is passionate, and the music is nothing less than erotic. Then, as a shirt is being unbuttoned far too slowly for the sake of effect, a tiny voice chimes it.

"Jasdeo needs a drink!" Hee!!"

And within moments, there is a bed full of tiny children all complaining about their individual desires for drinks, restroom trips, and talking about the monsters under their bed in great detail.]

...Damn brats. None of them know when to keep their asses in bed. I still want to know who taught Wisely to pick locks.

[ladyxnoxluck]

[...that much gets a very, very embarrassed (and unintentionally loud) squeak out of Miranda, though she covers her mouth right after. M-maybe she should leave...]

[not_a_vontrapp]

If you're going to watch, you might as well get your ass in here and have something to eat too.

[not_a_vontrapp]

[He's really pleased, honestly. Once he figures out who the hell it is, at least. Right kid, wrong age.]

Wrong dad, kid. Might as well come sit down, though.

[not_a_vontrapp]

You're a little old to be my brat. Sorry.

You're not alone, I'll give you that.

[music2siblicide]

[leans on the back of the couch or whatever the hell he's sitting on.]

... My now that's something different.

[not_a_vontrapp]

Good to know that I can surprise people in a place where nothing shocks anymore.

[music2siblicide]

I've only been here about half the month.

[not_a_vontrapp]

Just wait until you get a forced sex-change, turn rainbow colored, or into an animal. Or find out that there's a pregnant, female version of you running around married to someone traumatizing. Then it gets interesting.

[Shakes his head, this place is crazy. And look, your whole family is on the television now! Just human, and most of them children.]