[The library stretches on to infinity. Towards the front it appears mostly tame--there's the Librarian's desk, with a pile of banana peels but, oddly, no Librarian, and the books are shelved and organized neatly.]
[Venture further into the stacks and things aren't quite so ordinary. Time and space don't work right back here, the high density concentration of so many books in one place has warped the very fabric of reality itself. Herds of feral books roam the shelves, preying on the weak and the paperbacks, and in the distance you may hear a scream of someone who wasn't prepared for the unchained books--or any of the stranger things that appear in the deep stacks.]
[Now which way was the exit?]
((OOC: Spooky library! A cross between the Unseen University's library and a haunted place! Indicate in your subject line if you want to encounter
failingfelicity or
cardio_swindle or both! If you want it random, just don't say anything.))