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[latenight_swap]

[Hangovers are terrible things. They make you feel like you're a bit larger than normal, all long limbed and your body feels alien to you. Your head aches and when you dare to raise your head there's a different face in the surface of the bar...wait.]

What the bloody hell?!

[ooc: cardio_swindle and latenightmoon swapped bodies when they got drunk and disorderly. This will

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[cardio_swap]

Oi oi, keep it down.

[Nothing has registered to Tyki as odd. Except the pounding headache, but then they did drink a lot last night.]

[latenight_swap]

[Hearing your own voice? Weird as hell.]

Take a look at yourself, Tyki. Don't ask, just do it.

[cardio_swap]

... [Siiiigh he is so long suffering. Do you know how long suffering he is? SO long suffering, that's how. He grimaces and raises his head, squinting blurredly at the counter--whoa. That wakes him up.]

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What the fuck?

[latenight_swap]

[This is Allison not caring how long suffering he is. Her head/his head aches like someone rammed a hammer through it and the body aching is wrong. There's a hundred other injuries she hasn't felt or was aware of but her trained senses keenly feel it with each movement.]

You think I know? What did we get into earlier?

[failingfelicity]

[That's about what she's thinking, really.]

Tyki?

[cardio_swap]

[Have Allison prop her chin on her hand and stare at you groggily.]

Yes?

[failedfelicity]

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-What?

[cardio_swap]

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[Don't even start with him. He--she?--slumps against the counter and stares morosely at nothing.]

Get me a drink, will you love? I'm not drunk enough for this. Not nearly.

[normal_really]

Huh? Are y- [Well he was going to check everything was okay, but seeing who he thinks is Tyki, he really couldn't care less about your well being.] Never mind.

[cardio_swap]

[Bugger it, he can't deal with you right now. "Allison" just ignores you, stumbling to her feet and catching herself on the counter as the hangover threatens to knock her flat.]

[normal_really]

['Allison' I actually do care about, going over to her and being more friendly and sociable than he has been to you in months] Are you okay Allison?

[cardio_swap]

[Too hung over to deal with this. Too weirded out to deal with this. I have your body, with boobs.]

No I'm not fucking okay, lad.

[endless_clown]

Now that is odd.

[latenight_swap]

You're telling me. [Face down in the bar and just....fuck everything. It can all go to hell.]

[endless_clown]

[Pats her- er, him? Whatever on the shoulder] At least it isn't permanent.

[latenight_swap]

That's the only thing keeping me upbeat about it.

[suninthemorning]

*... What.*

[cardio_swap]

[Shit. Let's reiterate that.]

Shit.

[suninthemorning]

... You might want to start explaining.

[cardio_swap]

[You know if he had any fucking idea what was going on he might actually be helpful. But he really doesn't.]

All I know is your student doesn't even have great tits.