because the cat's the only cat that knows where it's at

[kittenwishes]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[A very perturbed looking Kandakitten is sitting in the middle of a hallway with a good dozen or so kittens of all types all around him. There's one sitting on his head gnawing on some hair, while four try to cram their way onto his lap

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[bloodyscore]

[Kittens! And a grumpy and slightly familiar voice. Have a confused Allen poking his head around the corner.]

[kittenwishes]

[very grumpy little Kandakitten, covered in kittens. He's too distracted by all the kittens to notice the vampire. little vampkitten on Kanda's head gives a mew in Allen's direction though.]

[bloodyscore]

[Give him a moment, trying to figure if it's the same one he met earlier. But the mew catches his attention and Allen looks up at the kitten, recognizing it for what it is.]

Kanda... Are you alright? [He's still got his eyes on that one as he steps around the corner.]

[kittenwishes]

[jerks head up, almost knocking off the vampkit, and scowls at Allen] .... What do you want, beansprout? [not sure if it's the vampire, but he's not really on the best terms with most Allens around here--considering the arguments he keeps getting into]

[bloodyscore]

[His cloak should be a dead give away that it's the vampire, actually.]

Nothing in particular, to be honest. But you look like you could use some help.

[kittenwishes]

[trying to remember which one of the Allens had a cloak--okay now he knows who you are.]

I'm fine. [apart from being tiny and covered in kittens. sob.]

[bloodyscore]

[A few of them decide to bound toward Allen and the vampire crouches to stroke some of them.]

I didn't realize shrinking was counted towards being "fine".

[kittenwishes]

[tenses minutely before Allen starts to stroke them, like he half expected a very different reaction to the kittens.]

I'll be fine. It'll wear off.

[bloodscore]

[He's not hungry, besides, young are off limits for him. Just continuing to stroke the few that came to say hi.]

And what about your little litter here?

[kittenwishes]

[blame bad experiences with too curious vampires of his world. they're not as easily satisfied with leaving their 'meals' alive in the first place. Kandakitten relaxes just slightly when Allen doesn't do anything to them]

... They're not mine. I don't know where they came from. [scowlscowl. crossing his arms over the ones snugged together in his lap]

[bloodyscore]

[Allen picks them up and carries them back over, crouching again to put them with their littermates.]

The fault of this place? [His gaze goes back up to the vampkitten.]

[kittenwishes]

[watches him, not really able to move away with all the kittens all over him]

Well they weren't here a moment ago. [she mrewls at him happily, and Kanda flicks an ear at her--a silent 'get off' that she ignores.]

[bloodyscore]

[He reaches out and gently pulls her off Kanda's head, bringing her close to rub his face against hers in greeting.]

And you weren't little a moment ago?

[kittenwishes]

[quite happy rubbing her tiny self all over him, as much as she can. Kanda just huffs] No. I'm not usually kit-sized.

[bloodyscore]

[Aw, Allen would greet you in the same way, Kanda. But you might hurt him. >>; He lets her settle against his neck and shoulder.]

I meant that this just happened. I remember you being my size.

[kittenwishes]

[hfdkslj dnw nosing greeting from vampire right now. the vampkitten however enjoys her perch immensely.]

Yes, and unless you have a fucking cure for it, shut the fuck up.