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[tophat_n_babies]

[Have a Tyki, casually sitting down in a big chair while a very tiny baby screams in his arms. He's attempting to calm it down, while at the same time looking through Devit's pamphlet. Watch Tyki blink at the pamphlet in surprise, watch him shake his head, and watch him sniff himself disdainfully

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...can you imagine these two working together.

[aestuo_erit]

Ah, children. Little bundles of pure need. A constant source of want. They don't really know any better, do they?

...That's terrifying. And I love it.

[tophat_n_babies]

That's why they're given parents. Someone need to provide for those needs.

"You want a baby?" "No." "Now you do♥"

[aestuo_erit]

That's true.

...but don't think you'll be making a parent of me. [ technically he sort of is already but, eh. Technicalities. ]

It'd make his job a hell of a lot easier.

[tophat_n_babies]

Fine, fine. I won't bother you about it, if that's the case.

[musicalgeneral]

What a... charming little thing. [Her tone of voice is screaming "shut the baby up!"]

[tophat_n_babies]

She's one of the cutest I've seen.

[He'd like her to shut up too. Too bad she has no interest in doing so.]

[musicalgeneral]

Might I see her?

[tophat_n_babies]

Fine, just be careful.

[Handing her over now.]

[howbabiesrmade]

Tyki-dear ♥

[tophat_n_babies]

[Well, there goes his chance at a vacation.]

When did you get here?

[howbabiesrmade]

Oh, I've been here for quite a while now ♥

[tophat_n_babies]

Is that so? Well, that's new to me. I hadn't noticed you'd gone missing back home.

[geturbootson]

[She can't help but stare.] Ah...?

[tophat_n_babies]

[He's rocking the baby now, cooing to it. It's totally understandable to stare.]

Did you need something?

[geturbootson]

I'm just... [Blinks again. Then smiles.]

Is she yours?

[tophat_n_babies]

No, she's not.

[failingfelicity]

[Tyki + baby = wut.]

...I-is that yours?

[tophat_n_babies]

Of course not.

[failingfelicity]

What are you doing with it, then?

[tophat_n_babies]

I'm taking care of her until I find her parents.