You get the beeeeest of both worlds

[normal_really]

[No, it can't be. Nobody in the Dressing Room could possibly have taste that bad, you must be hearing things...

But sadly that isn't so. That would be Hannah Montana blasting loudly from this room, in which Allen sits, going through a playlist. What kind of madness is this?]

Comments

[normalreally]

Ah, it's... It's a little complicated actually, I'd rather not get into it. [Because if you're a modern day Allen who's a patissier, he doesn't want to have to explain the whole 14th issue]

[normalreally]

I was going for annoying and troll-like.