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[starbound_pilot]

31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions?

Bak's reading "The Skippy List", though he does have to look up a lot of the references...

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[akumaindisguise]

156. I will no longer perform "lap-dances" while in uniform.

157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.

...

What?

[starbound_pilot]

Is it trying to tell us something?

*mutters* I don't even have sock puppets.

[akumaindisguise]

Does this apply to the Black Order, cho? I might get in trouble...

[starbound_pilot]

Is the Black Order part of the US army? If it's not, then no. It doesn't.

[solo_insanity]

I see absolutely nothing wrong with that rule.

[Here have one bandaged Tyki with one arm in a sling.]

[starbound_pilot]

That's one of the saner ones.

Just look at 116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.
I mean, why would you do that?

[solo_insanity]

What exactly are you reading again?

[starbound_pilot]

A list. Stuff a guy named Skippy isn't allowed to do anymore. At least not in the army, it seems.

[thosecrazybooks]

90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.

92. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony “Romper Bomper Stomper Boo” is probably not appropriate.

...What does Romper Bomper Stomper Boo, or 'inflatable' sheep have anything to do with a 'Skippy'?

[starbound_pilot]

Skippy seems to have been a bloke with a rather distinct sense of humour.

A joker, if you will. So things have been going well I suppose.

[thosecrazybooks]

Someone is named 'Skippy'? That's a really weird name. [like he can talk]

Things have been going MUCH better! Miss Mira's been helping us!

[starbound_pilot]

It's most likely a nickname. Like how some people call me Wash.

Good to hear. Met some nice people did you?

[smalltwnscience]

174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas.

175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.

176. Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, does not need to be brought into the office.

...I can't believe the some tese things on this list.

[starbound_pilot]

...naked, like the Celts.

Uh huh. And I thought that military types were strict.

[smalltwnscience]

Well, most are quite strict...I assume there are some who tend to go off the deep end after awile.

[starbound_pilot]

How deep?