It's Cross the Sex-Ed Teacher. O.o

Jul 15, 2009 18:59

*Pacing, chalk in hand, he still hasn't realized where he is. And there's a rather interesting diagram drawn on the chalkboard that has apparently teleported with him ( Read more... )

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technicore July 16 2009, 00:05:35 UTC
*... just going to walk straight past, here. He doesn't want to know D:*

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technicore July 16 2009, 19:18:07 UTC
I'm serious! *struggles against being dragged*

I've said, it's an interdimensional meeting point... thing. And I'm not crazy!

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 22:25:35 UTC
Of course it's an interdimensional meeting point thingy. You keep struggling and I'll carry you.

Where's the damn front door of this building?

*He sees a sign with an arrow that says "Clinic" in bold print.*

That'll work.

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technicore July 16 2009, 22:27:23 UTC
Ask anyone here! Let go! *more flailing*

I don't need to go to the clinic!

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 22:42:15 UTC
Yes, you obviously do. You're not an exorcist, Komui, you're a science teacher.

Quit it. Or I'll sweep you off your feet here and now. I don't mind.

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technicore July 16 2009, 23:03:01 UTC
I do not! *flaaaaiilll* I'm not a science teacher!

Stop pulling!

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 23:40:25 UTC
Komui, you're really starting to worry me. Unless you're Komui's identical twin or I'm somehow on drugs, you are most certainly a science teacher.

Why don't you stop pulling? Alright, that's it. *He pulls Komui towards him, bending down to grab him around the legs and lift him up over his shoulder, keeping a tight grip to avoid squirming.*

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technicore July 16 2009, 23:44:21 UTC
I'm not your Komui! I'm a different version! And I'm not a science teacher, I'm an Exorcist, ask anyone--

*squeaks loudly as he's picked up, still trying to struggle* H-hey! Put me down! Oh, when Cross hears about this--

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askmeaboutsex July 17 2009, 00:01:33 UTC
*Speaking in a honey-coated voice, holding him tighter when he struggles.* Of course you are. You're an Exorcist. I'm wrong, you're right, we're just going to make a little trip to the clinic to sort this out.

*He pauses* Okay, you are getting really freaky. I am Cross.

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technicore July 17 2009, 00:10:00 UTC
*going to flail as much as Cross lets him* Are you calling me crazy!? I keep telling you, I'm really not kidding!

Not you, I mean my Cross. My boyfriend. Put me down.

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askmeaboutsex July 17 2009, 00:22:08 UTC
*No way is he putting him down.* No, I'm not calling you crazy. I'm just saying you're not feeling well.

I'm your boyfriend, am I? Isn't that what everyone is saying around school?

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technicore July 17 2009, 00:27:38 UTC
And coming from you, that means crazy! Let go--!

I keep saying, not you, my Cross! ... I don't even go to school!

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askmeaboutsex July 18 2009, 00:52:59 UTC
*sigh* Komui, you are crazy, always have been.

Just calm down and stop giving me trouble, it's not like I'm about to put you down when you're talking like that. Of course you don't go to school. You're a teacher.

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technicore July 18 2009, 01:20:39 UTC
I am not!

*pooouuut* Look, I know it sounds ridiculous, but I'm seriously telling the truth. ... I mean I'm never in a school for whatever reason.

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askmeaboutsex July 18 2009, 01:32:38 UTC
*He sounds so sincere Cross second-guesses himself for a second. But this is Komui after all, he does tend to go nuts sometimes. And Cross isn't about to let him run off.*

Is that so? *Still keeping an iron grip on him, and they're approaching the clinic now.*

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technicore July 18 2009, 01:52:56 UTC
Yes! I really am serious! Let me down! ... Please let me down? *squirms*

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