Do dogs' tail-wagging muscles ever get tired?

I just had this mental image of a dog going, "Oh! Ow! Tail cramp!"

Or a dog telling another dog, "I was so happy when they got home that I smiled until my tail hurt."

I have news. I have deep[*] thoughts. I have witticisms. And I plan to get around to posting those later if I still remember them by the time I get around to sitting down and really writing. But on this morning, I present you with yet another eBay eNtertainment:

Someone is selling a roll of film they found with writing on the outside that ( Read more... )

"Aphorisms are the last haven of the feeble-minded." -- charliegrrrl, 2005-05-21