Walk With Me, Out Of The Mouth Of This Holler...

[dfwfrontman]

So, I really love to break people's hearts. In other news, I made a girl that I was interviewing for an R.A. job cry. In the interview. With my boss watching me. It was grand. I couldn't believe my eyes when her tears started falling. I wanted to laugh at her, tell her to buck the fuck up, and get over her foolish emotion. Then I realized my

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[obidan]

when i come we should call whoever you were with last night while i lick your ear and you describe it to her. that'd be kick ass revenge.

[dfwfrontman]

She was crying because I made her tell me about her most terrifying moment in life. She was already a little edgy, and I just pushed her to tell me something real. It was sad. But, fun at the same time.

[dugasamongus]

you should poop in a bag and mail it to her. then put pictures of yourself all over her dorm door. then put vaseline ALL over her car. then put pickled pig's feet IN the vaseline. THEN you can do the indiana jones thing with one of those HUGE UT squirrels (rip out it's heart and eat it). Then put the carcass under her bed and hope she doesn't find it for 3 months until the smell has subsided. or... you could throw a twinkie at her next time you see her.

whatevs. get old school on her.

[boondock_st]

My Most Terrifying Moment:

Some time during the second semester at UT last year when you, Cox, and Justin had a minor disagreement about waking people up. Watching Cox do his pre-high-school-football-game-adrenaline-rush-thingie where he looks really mad was scary/funny.