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[vacantheaven]

Well, now. Should we do another "it's a such-and-such" intro? Of course, what "it" is is a good question, beyond the obvious fact that it's not really an it but a he or him or whatever masculine pronoun goes there. Then again, that only really matters if one actually cares what he is beyond the fact that he's male and around the shorter side of

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[heavensbowed]

That's all we get? *and his shoulder is getting punched lightly, apparently, wtf Ky* C'mon, let us have a bit more. Name? Age? Mother's initials? Shoe size? Sexual preference? Anything, really.

[heavensbowed]

*the entire GreekHades cluster wins, really -- and beams right back at him* Yeah, we get that a lot. Either side, really, and those of us with both in common pretty much win. Oh, a demon, really? Which?

[vacantheaven]

*yeeeah, they are a familial web all their own -- headtilt* His name's Meresin and he fails at demonic these days but I'd probably wind up grounded if he heard me say that. How many Greek Hadeses-- Hadesii? Hades. How many of you are both Greek and Hades?

[heavensbowed]

*grins* Always fun. I've never heard of him, but my circles don't run that way -- *...considers this for a moment* Nine, I think, at last count. Three are Uncle Phlegethon's, four are Da's, two are Uncle Lethe's. But only my real sister, Caly, and Dio and April count as actual siblings.

[vacantheaven]

Huh. Wow. You people really do have a very, very large family, don't you?

[heavensbowed]

You have no idea, Coop. On Da's side alone I have five uncles and an aunt, only one of them without kids -- which is a really, really good thing -- at least twenty cousins, and at least twelve half-siblings. That I know of. There are probably more. And that's not even touching on the Greeks, who'll breed with anything on at least one leg.

[vacantheaven]

Congratulations. You win the award for Most What-The-Fuck Worthy Family Cooper Has Ever Met.

[heavensbowed]

*beams!* And I haven't even told you about the part where my grandparents on Dad's side are siblings or the fact that I'm one of very few who doesn't fuck said Dad.

[vacantheaven]

*laughs* Wow. If art history and mythology had involved this much brainpower to keep up with, I might have actually had to pay attention in class.

[heavensbowed]

*grins in turn* Paying attention in class is a good thing. Or so I hear. College is usually not for demigods.

[vacantheaven]

I fail miserably at the whole schooling things. I have this automatic reaction to enforced order, see, and that's to entirely screw it all up. Ma thought I had an attention disorder or something until Dad said, "It's not a disorder, it's my bloodline."

[heavensbowed]

*...laughs* Nice. I think you'll fit in here just fine.

[vacantheaven]

*grins* Excellent.