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[notthegayone]

*look! It's a bouncy Hawkething, a bit more than five feet tall (though not much) and dressed in blindingly bright red*

Joffy Hawke. I blow things up. *^___^*

Typist: Crackspawn of Anton Next and Ursula Hawke. I blame Peri and Maja. ...and Anton for her gender and name, because he's an awful youngerolderbrotherthing.

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[damnedtoelysium]

What kind of things?

[notthegayone]

All sorts, really. I blew up a fishtank, once. And a bookshelf. And Dad's hat. Um. And one of Mum's rings, but that was because she thought I couldn't really do it.

[damnedtoelysium]

I see. *^_^* I blew up a potting shed, once. That was sort of fun. But not that fun, because the shrapnel from it beat the side of our house and I had to spend the entire summer painting over it.

[notthegayone]

You didn't do it right, then.

[notthefurryone]

What, still? *grinning, hi*

[notthegayone]

Still to which? *tackles, hi*

[notthefurryone]

Still blowing things up. *catches and hugs ^__^* I didn't expect your name to change.

[notthegayone]

When have I not? *^___^* Well, you never know, I could've decided that I wanted to be just another Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

[plutonianangel]

*...tilts his head curiously* Hawke?

[notthegayone]

Yep! Why do you ask?

[plutonianangel]

*almost shyly* Do you have a brother?

[notthegayone]

I do! Joash! *^________________^ adores her big brother, hi* Do you know him?

[notperseus]

*promptly picks her up and twirls her before setting her down and grinning at her* At long last.

[notthegayone]

Well, I took a wrong turn and then I ran into Spike and he has a fiancé -- did you know that? If you didn't, I didn't tell you. And then there's someone whose name I didn't catch, but he says he might have sex with you, and you have to tell him that you're not allowed to have sex, because you're not and hi. *-- that was all in one breath, actually* *^__________^*

[notperseus]

*...takes a moment here, then -- not looking too fazed* I knew he had a boyfriend but not a fiancé, but I'm not surprised. I'm hoping you mean Phlegethon, and I hate to break it to you, but I'm not a virgin. Hi.

[notthegayone]

I didn't know about the boyfriend part, so we're even and yes, I suppose that's who I mean and oh GSD, Joash, that's disgusting, never again, even though I knew it because you're not exactly quiet and anyway, tell any future boytoys of yours not to address sexually explicit letters to J. Hawke again, because then I open them and I'm still in therapy for that last one.

[noblackorwhite]

I approve.

[notthegayone]

Of what?