I am so going to get a new career. I could totally grill myself up a virgin mary toast. Some nice melted butter, a paintbrush and a pan, that's all I need. That thing is apparently selling for $65,000. I do NOT know why I go to work each day.
Do you think I could sell Elvis toast? Would there be a surcharge if it was french? Discount if I ate some?
Oh-ho, but there's the catch! No butter was involved in the making of this grilled cheese sandwich. I love how they offer the details, like it's a work of art. Who needs acrylic on canvas when you can have Velveeta on white bread?
I think someone else was selling Mary-Kate & Ashley toast, so why not Elvis! And I think you could rake in some extra bucks for having eaten some, just for the human interest appeal. "I took a bite of this sandwich when suddenly I was told I was nothing but a hound dog! And I looked down! And it was Elvis on my bread."
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Do you think I could sell Elvis toast? Would there be a surcharge if it was french? Discount if I ate some?
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I think someone else was selling Mary-Kate & Ashley toast, so why not Elvis! And I think you could rake in some extra bucks for having eaten some, just for the human interest appeal. "I took a bite of this sandwich when suddenly I was told I was nothing but a hound dog! And I looked down! And it was Elvis on my bread."
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