"Blah blah blah", that's all I'm seeing, network! Though I do believe somebody mentioned free booze~~ That's a little more like music to my ears.

Too bad it's stuck in the middle of this smancy event. Maybe I can liberate some supplies. No good alcohol deserves to be stuck at such a dull gathering.

HEY! Any of you wanting to get all in Lady's face and give her more shit? TOO BAD. She's not gonna be around to hear it, so go whine somewhere else. That includes all girls who never got out of their 'tween stage, arrogant pricks, people who want to get on her case, anything possessed, and, excuse me, mothers. SHOVE OFF.

We're out.

Ugh. There comes a time in every hunter's life when he realizes that he just doesn't get paid enough to return home covered in demon guts. To sum up a perfectly worthless job, my coat gets shredded in the last tussle. What, they think it's easy looking this good?

( Private )

Sleep in heavenly Dante,
Sleep in heavenly Dante.

Silent Night
from the Christmas Song Generator.

YUUUUP. ;D

Lady! Baby, honey. ;D I'm going out for our favorite hobby, won't you come spend some bullets with me? Just not in me, please.

What's all this complaining about? I have discovered through this perverted old man that asking random questions to people is actually loads of fun. And look at all yer lively faces, way better than when I left ( Read more... )

Let's recap, shall we?

Whiny people*: OHNOOOES NOT THE PUPPIES
Angry people*: FUCK DEMONS FUCK AUTHORITY FUCK COMMON SENSE!
Pompous people: LIE CHEAT STEAL AND GOAD
Gullible people*: OMG YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ME

And you guys wonder why I don't hang 'round here much? You're all a bunch'a pussies, that's why ( Read more... )

If you've been looking for me, I've been out. End of story.

And I hear tell there's some kinda beastie running amok? Sorry, but amok ain't allowed. Gimme one good reason why not to shoot the fucker; I need something to laugh at.

BLAH BLAH DOUBLES BLAH CLOUD BLAAAH! BZZT! SORRY, SQUENIX, YOU LOSE! STILL BORING AS SHIT~ PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Wait, let me check... yup! Still bored.