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[devilsball]

Matt, you are never allowed to talk to Itachi again and no matter what he shows you it is all photoshopped.

Rukia you are my only friend.

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[popcornlasers]

But I kind of like him.

[devilsball]

I'm kidding, don't bring out the big guns. I haven't touched your room, either. We can go do that now. I think he's going to couch me though for trying to set him up with Ichigo.

[popcornlasers]

With Ichigo? Does Rukia know about this? Better yet, does Ichigo?

[devilsball]

Rukia's idea. Ichigo doesn't, but Itachi got flustered over it. So I say more than enough reason to press.

[popcornlasers]

Rukia is a saucy minx. Let me know how that turns out, it sounds interesting.

[devilsball]

She is an incredibly saucy minx. Really come out of her shell you could say. Oh, and we're engaged for real this time. You're not invited to the wedding but you can send your gifts to the apartment!

[popcornlasers]

YOU'RE NOT MARRYING HER. SHE'S MARRYING ICHIGO. YOU JUST LIKE CORRUPTING PEOPLE.

[devilsball]

HEY! HEY! She said YES, Matt. Ichigo can be her fling. I am very open to these kinds of things. You have to have seen this coming.

[popcornlasers]

Have you been cheating with her behind my back.

[devilsball]

....Define cheating.

[popcornlasers]

You're a dog.

[devilsball]

Woof.

[popcornlasers]

Don't make me roll the newspaper.

[devilsball]

You don't want to do that - the personal ads you depend on so much are in there.

[popcornlasers]

I wouldn't be able to answer them all anyway. I guess you can have all my old girls now.

[devilsball]

Now Matt, I couldn't cheat on Rukia.