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[devilsball]

Matt, you are never allowed to talk to Itachi again and no matter what he shows you it is all photoshopped.

Rukia you are my only friend.

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[popcornlasers]

But I kind of like him.

[devilsball]

Yeah! All over the fucking floor. Couldn't walk without shooting myself in the foot the other day. AND HELL FUCKING YES I HAVE A BAZOOKA. I go in contact with that old guy, one of Rod's guys and it cost me a leg. But Yeah. I uh. Have it.

Does this mean you have to get a gigai thing?

[popcornlasers]

Aw FUCK I wanna see! How many do you have? Did you lose count? What the hell do you have them all for, anyway?

I don't know. I learned to see shinigami without it somehow, but I'm not a shinigami, so...I don't know.

[devilsball]

Twenty-something last count. I just kept getting them in. No reason. I got this crazy World War II pistol though - it's awesome.

Weird. We'll figure it out I guess.

[popcornlasers]

Really? What kind is it? Does it still fire?

Yeah.

[devilsball]

Yeah! It does! Luger PO8! I got one of their revolvers too - Enfield, 18 rounds. Oh sorry about the matching number of holes in the wall too. Had an accident showing Itachi the merchandise but it's a damn dream gun. Oldies beat out I swear.

[popcornlasers]

ACE! Christ, I wanna see! Can you come back into Soul Society? Can you BRING guns to Soul Society? Wait, which wall did you shoot? YOU DIDN'T SHOOT ONE OF MY LAPTOPS, DID YOU?

[devilsball]

I don't think so. I could ask I guess? I don't think I can RUN with that many guns. The one to the kitchen. No I didn't shoot any of your laptops, ask Itachi! He can vouch for their complete and utter safety.

[popcornlasers]

You're a dick. You've got the rent and all that shit still set up, right? I can keep feeding money to the account it's set to if you want. Are you okay there by yourself? Did you put something over the hole in the wall? Christ it's weird not to be there too.

[devilsball]

Yeah, yeah, still there. It's alright, I'm working something out. And yes I'm fine, mother, now that you're not - yeah now that you didn't kick the fucking bucket for good we've got no problems. Besides I have a ninja security system apparently. Nah I have to get more posters of Antonio for the wall.

You're fucking telling me.

[popcornlasers]

I'm sorry.

[devilsball]

You don't have anything to be sorry for. For once.

[popcornlasers]

Well I am. I didn't mean to leave.

[devilsball]

Well you're mostly back. No harm done.

[popcornlasers]

You're a shitty liar.

[devilsball]

Shut up.