30 Day Prompt Challenge: Day 24. Yakult

Jul 22, 2012 04:57

Pairing: Yunho/Yoochun
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Drabble: 375 words
Summary: He begged and begged for just a little Yakult.


24. Yakult

Yunho pushed the cart once it started getting heavy, and Yoochun continued to flit around the supermarket looking for more items off of their shopping list. Neither of them particularly liked having to go out of their ways for a meal, but a guy’s got to eat, doesn’t he? They had just about everything on their list when they finally passed by the dairy section.

“We need non-fat milk, a dozen eggs, nonstick butter, and some of my favorite yogurt. Can you get all that, Yoochun?” He only smirks and picks up the items asked for, easily spotting them among the mass of products.

Then he stopped his little fairy dance because he saw something he actually wanted. “Hey, I know you’re paying and everything, but I saw these in a drama and the guy drinking them loved them to pieces. Can you buy me some yakult?”

His companion quirked an eyebrow but nodded his head anyway. Yoochun clapped his hands in glee and put a pack of in the cart.

Check out was uneventful except the heart attack Yunho almost had when the final price went over 200,000 won and his wallet suddenly felt emptier. They carried their groceries the few blocks to their apartment and decided to start on dinner with the freshly bought ingredients.

****

A week later all that food had mysteriously disappeared thanks to their neighbor Changmin and Yunho’s ability to burn food thoroughly. Yunho was really starving and his wonderful boyfriend had left him alone without a charged phone to call for take-out. Was drinking with Jaejoong really that satisfying?

All that was left in their fridge was a lone Yakult, one that Yoochun had left for Yunho to taste. In his state of lacking nutrients and evil growling stomach, Yunho decided to be a man and drink it all in one shot. Big mistake, the bitter taste left him in desire for something else to eat and overpower that awful taste of overly sweet lychee.

“Fuck, why do the Japanese make these? Fuck, why does Yoochun like this?” He tossed the empty bottle into recycling and swore to never buy that shit again.

But hey, Yoochun likes the taste of a lot of weird creamy things, didn’t he?

Day 23. || Day 25. 

length: drabble, pairing: yoochun/yunho, crack, !prompt writing

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