Pairing: Changmin/Yoochun
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
Drabble: 365 words
Summary: Someone has crossed the line, someone has stolen Changmin's tea.
17. Tea
Changmin called it the crime of the century, the prime of all evils, the heist that no man had dared before, all because someone stole his tea. It wasn’t Junsu who stole it, that man was too afraid of Changmin’s wrath. Yunho had been in a meeting from the time Changmin last saw it to when he noticed it was gone. Jaejoong was the one who bought the tea in the first place, Changmin just wouldn’t stop begging.
Yoochun must have taken his precious tea.
The problem Changmin now faced was Yoochun’s whereabouts and alibi. Usually, the composing fool lived with his mother and brother, but on occasion he’d visit their dorm. Changmin was sure of it, Yoochun had taken his tea!
He whipped out his phone and called him, speed dial number three, and thrummed his fingers on the countertop. Junsu was shaking in fear behind the couch, and Jaejoong hadn’t come out of his room all morning. Yunho was sleeping, but he’s Yunho. The phone rang, and rang, and rang, but no one picked up. All Changmin got was his stupid voicemail and a cocky laugh.
That tea thief would pay!
There was no time to waste! Changmin grabbed his keys and wallet and left the apartment on a quest. He boarded that bus with purpose, and he got off and paid for the trip like he does it everyday, and he got lost on the way to Yoochun’s house like he meant to! When he heard Harang’s barks he leapt in joy like a man, all for his tea!
Stupid Tea thief wouldn’t know what hit him.
Changmin stomped up to the door and didn’t even bother ringing the doorbell, he just wrenched the handle down and entered on his own. Where would his tea be? Of course, the kitchen! He marched straight there, expecting to find a guilty Chunface drinking his luscious tea.
He was there, but he didn’t look guilty at all!
“Hello,” he said after a sip of Changmin’s wonderful tea. “I’ve been expecting you.”
Out of the corner of his eye, Changmin saw some rope and a white cloth, turning this tea thief into a Min-thief as well.
Day 16. ||
Day 18.