Soulfighters on Omegle
Pairing: Changmin/Jaejoong
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, comedy
Summary: Jaejoong and Changmin are convinced to use Omegle and find someone with a lot of like interests.
Get out more, Yoochun said, make some new friends, Yoochun said. Jaejoong was trying, sort of, whenever he had a break at whatever job shoot he was doing, he’d roam the building and search for people to talk to. His quest usually ended with him signing autographs and giving out hugs instead of engaging in some intellectual conversations.
Try online, Junsu said, go on dating sites, Junsu said. Jaejoong was way too shy to go on a dating site; he was scared shitless at the prospect of putting information about himself out on the internet. Besides, if he wanted to meet someone like that, he’d just wander around with the sign SINGLE attached to his chest.
Stop watching porn, Yunho said, it’s not healthy, Yunho said. Changmin got bored with the mediocre plots and did take a break, but he found himself lost in boredom during those nights that they had a thirty minute break between jobs, staring blankly at walls when rest couldn’t possibly be found. There were probably alternatives, but nothing appealing enough to get his blood flowing but not too demanding so that he actually had to think.
Why not try chat rooms, their members said, just be anonymous they said. So Jaejoong tried this one chat room in the wee hours of the morning. He found himself in the middle of a disturbing discussion about the sexual desires they get from 2-D girls. He signed out immediately.
Changmin couldn’t stop laughing as the men started to literally drool on their keyboards about large G-cup breasts and how impractical it would be for real women to have them but oh god they wished. But after they started comparing dick sizes and one man had the balls to use standard measurements instead if metric, he left the chat.
Try one to one conversations, they said, it will feel more personal, they said.
omegle.com
interests: kpop, 동방신기(TVXQ!), Jaejoong, Boom Shakalaka, Junsu, Changmin, Yoochun, Yunho, Hero, U-Know, Micky, Max, Xiah, 東方神起, AKTF, Always Keep the Faith
Searching for someone with like interests. Found someone.
We found someone with these like interests: kpop, 동방신기(TVXQ!), Jaejoong, Boom Shakalaka, Changmin, Yoochun, Hero, U-Know, Xiah, 東方神起, Always Keep the Faith
Say Hi
Stranger: AYYY GURL
You: TRYING TO MAKE YOU MY BABY
Stranger: Success
Stranger: Except I am a guy
You: LOL, me too
Stranger: Cool, male Cassies! There are more and more of those these days.
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Korea
Stranger: Wow, me too!
You: …
Stranger: LOL, but we shouldn’t meet
You: Yeah…
You: So, are you a TVXQ or JYJ stan
Stranger: Well, I still consider JYJ part of TVXQ
Stranger: I really love them as a group of five, but I support the current TVXQ and JYJ
Stranger: They need our support no matter what they do!
“Yunho, I am talking to a hard core fan right here!” Changmin called from his seat at the kitchen table. Yunho gave a responding yell from the depths of his soothing bubble bath.
Stranger: That’s an awesome way to think, I’m sure they are proud to have fans like you
You: You think like that too, right?
Stranger: Of course, I’d give my life for TVXQ
You: And JYJ?
Stranger: Yeah, JYJ too
“Yoochun, I finally found the fan I want to marry, but it’s a guy. What do I do?” Jaejoong said from his seat in their studio. Yoochun lifted his head from the table where he was trying to catch a few more moments of rest before he had to go off and film.
“Ask his favorite pairing, maybe you can marry him after all. We can travel to New York and have a concert to celebrate your marriage. How about it? Ask away,” the last of his sentences were muffled by his face mashing into sleeves and tabletop.
Jaejoong blinked twice then let his face wrinkle as he grinned.
You: Hello? You still there? Or are you going back and forth between me and twitter? LOL
Stranger: This is awkward asking a guy, but what is your favorite pairing in DBSK?
Stranger: Is it the standard YunJae, YooSu, MinFood?
You: Favorite pairing? Of course it is Soulfighters, there was no better relationship than those two. Pssh, MinFood? Jaejoong hyung made those foods!
Stranger: Hyung? Ke ke ke, you talk as if it you are Changmin. You don’t find it weird that they were Umma and son?
You: Nah, they were really close, I’m sure, even if Changmin rejected Jaejoong hyung’s love all the time
Stranger: I had a friend like that, they were the “no-homo to my I love you”
You: So you were like Jaejoong hyung? I guess I am like Changmin. A lot.
Stranger: You food crazy?
You: No, crazy for Jaejoong! ^^ I’m his little fanboy.
You: *blushes*
Changmin hid his face in his hands, refusing to look at the screen lest he find that their conversation had been disconnected because the other man had been disgusted. He heard shuffling in the kitchen but didn’t dare turn to see Yunho half naked clad in only a towel, water still dripping on the ground. If he saw the red tint to Changmin’s face, he would never let it go. Yunho could be brutal at times when it came to how much Changmin loved the other members and never expressed it.
When Changmin finally had the courage to look up, he was shocked to find that the other person was still conversing with him and even having their own little fanboy moment.
You: Really? Ahaha, that makes me happy!
You: Because I am proud of Jaejoong, and when people say they like him it means he is doing well
You: Ha, like a mother
You: That’s why I like the Soulfighter couple too, because I feel affectionate towards his cuteness
You: I guess you realize that I am older than Changmin
You: Is my rambling boring you? I am sorry, I shouldn’t have asked about the couples in the first place, it is really awkward, isn’t it
Stranger: …
Stranger: No, I’m just really happy to meet another guy that likes the JoongShim couple, no homo though.
You: Gasp!
You: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
You: Will you be the “’No homo’ to my ‘I love you’?”
Stranger: YES!!!
And Jaejoong let out the manliest girl scream he could. That’s when he decided he would reward this fan. Yoochun looked at him through one open eye and waited for him to stop acting like a woman.
Stranger: Well, before one of us leaves, I want to meet you.
Stranger: To be honest, I’m not just a fan of TVXQ
Stranger: I am Hero Jaejoong
You: Stop lying, that isn’t funny
Stranger: I know it is hard to believe, but don’t we meet up? I really want to meet some of our male fans.
Stranger: ????
You: If you are the real Jaejoong then I am Yunho
Stranger: … Well, hello there Yunho.
You: This is pissing me off. We were having such a good talk until you started being all bullshitty.
Stranger: I’m not! Don’t disconnect! Why don’t we meet up at the first entrance in Hongdae?
You: The only way I will believe you are Jaejoong is if you can answer this riddle.
Stranger: ??? And by asking me this riddle I suppose you are implying that you are really Yunho? Fine, ask away, anything is fine.
You: COCONUTS
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD, CHANGMIN! SU’S FETISH, CHANGMIN!!!!
Stranger: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
“Fucking shit! He got it right! Is it really?” Changmin trailed off, scared shitless that he might have actually be conversing with Jaejoong. Only Jaejoong would have gone from thinking he might have been Yunho to being Changmin from that one word.
Stranger: Be there in one hour, wearing a dark gray sweater and shades
You: Hello Kitty track suit
Stranger: Don’t you dare change!
This conversation has been disconnected.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, comedy
Summary: Jaejoong and Changmin are convinced to use Omegle and find someone with a lot of like interests.
Get out more, Yoochun said, make some new friends, Yoochun said. Jaejoong was trying, sort of, whenever he had a break at whatever job shoot he was doing, he’d roam the building and search for people to talk to. His quest usually ended with him signing autographs and giving out hugs instead of engaging in some intellectual conversations.
Try online, Junsu said, go on dating sites, Junsu said. Jaejoong was way too shy to go on a dating site; he was scared shitless at the prospect of putting information about himself out on the internet. Besides, if he wanted to meet someone like that, he’d just wander around with the sign SINGLE attached to his chest.
Stop watching porn, Yunho said, it’s not healthy, Yunho said. Changmin got bored with the mediocre plots and did take a break, but he found himself lost in boredom during those nights that they had a thirty minute break between jobs, staring blankly at walls when rest couldn’t possibly be found. There were probably alternatives, but nothing appealing enough to get his blood flowing but not too demanding so that he actually had to think.
Why not try chat rooms, their members said, just be anonymous they said. So Jaejoong tried this one chat room in the wee hours of the morning. He found himself in the middle of a disturbing discussion about the sexual desires they get from 2-D girls. He signed out immediately.
Changmin couldn’t stop laughing as the men started to literally drool on their keyboards about large G-cup breasts and how impractical it would be for real women to have them but oh god they wished. But after they started comparing dick sizes and one man had the balls to use standard measurements instead if metric, he left the chat.
Try one to one conversations, they said, it will feel more personal, they said.
omegle.com
interests: kpop, 동방신기(TVXQ!), Jaejoong, Boom Shakalaka, Junsu, Changmin, Yoochun, Yunho, Hero, U-Know, Micky, Max, Xiah, 東方神起, AKTF, Always Keep the Faith
Searching for someone with like interests. Found someone.
We found someone with these like interests: kpop, 동방신기(TVXQ!), Jaejoong, Boom Shakalaka, Changmin, Yoochun, Hero, U-Know, Xiah, 東方神起, Always Keep the Faith
Say Hi
Stranger: AYYY GURL
You: TRYING TO MAKE YOU MY BABY
Stranger: Success
Stranger: Except I am a guy
You: LOL, me too
Stranger: Cool, male Cassies! There are more and more of those these days.
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Korea
Stranger: Wow, me too!
You: …
Stranger: LOL, but we shouldn’t meet
You: Yeah…
You: So, are you a TVXQ or JYJ stan
Stranger: Well, I still consider JYJ part of TVXQ
Stranger: I really love them as a group of five, but I support the current TVXQ and JYJ
Stranger: They need our support no matter what they do!
“Yunho, I am talking to a hard core fan right here!” Changmin called from his seat at the kitchen table. Yunho gave a responding yell from the depths of his soothing bubble bath.
Stranger: That’s an awesome way to think, I’m sure they are proud to have fans like you
You: You think like that too, right?
Stranger: Of course, I’d give my life for TVXQ
You: And JYJ?
Stranger: Yeah, JYJ too
“Yoochun, I finally found the fan I want to marry, but it’s a guy. What do I do?” Jaejoong said from his seat in their studio. Yoochun lifted his head from the table where he was trying to catch a few more moments of rest before he had to go off and film.
“Ask his favorite pairing, maybe you can marry him after all. We can travel to New York and have a concert to celebrate your marriage. How about it? Ask away,” the last of his sentences were muffled by his face mashing into sleeves and tabletop.
Jaejoong blinked twice then let his face wrinkle as he grinned.
You: Hello? You still there? Or are you going back and forth between me and twitter? LOL
Stranger: This is awkward asking a guy, but what is your favorite pairing in DBSK?
Stranger: Is it the standard YunJae, YooSu, MinFood?
You: Favorite pairing? Of course it is Soulfighters, there was no better relationship than those two. Pssh, MinFood? Jaejoong hyung made those foods!
Stranger: Hyung? Ke ke ke, you talk as if it you are Changmin. You don’t find it weird that they were Umma and son?
You: Nah, they were really close, I’m sure, even if Changmin rejected Jaejoong hyung’s love all the time
Stranger: I had a friend like that, they were the “no-homo to my I love you”
You: So you were like Jaejoong hyung? I guess I am like Changmin. A lot.
Stranger: You food crazy?
You: No, crazy for Jaejoong! ^^ I’m his little fanboy.
You: *blushes*
Changmin hid his face in his hands, refusing to look at the screen lest he find that their conversation had been disconnected because the other man had been disgusted. He heard shuffling in the kitchen but didn’t dare turn to see Yunho half naked clad in only a towel, water still dripping on the ground. If he saw the red tint to Changmin’s face, he would never let it go. Yunho could be brutal at times when it came to how much Changmin loved the other members and never expressed it.
When Changmin finally had the courage to look up, he was shocked to find that the other person was still conversing with him and even having their own little fanboy moment.
You: Really? Ahaha, that makes me happy!
You: Because I am proud of Jaejoong, and when people say they like him it means he is doing well
You: Ha, like a mother
You: That’s why I like the Soulfighter couple too, because I feel affectionate towards his cuteness
You: I guess you realize that I am older than Changmin
You: Is my rambling boring you? I am sorry, I shouldn’t have asked about the couples in the first place, it is really awkward, isn’t it
Stranger: …
Stranger: No, I’m just really happy to meet another guy that likes the JoongShim couple, no homo though.
You: Gasp!
You: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
You: Will you be the “’No homo’ to my ‘I love you’?”
Stranger: YES!!!
And Jaejoong let out the manliest girl scream he could. That’s when he decided he would reward this fan. Yoochun looked at him through one open eye and waited for him to stop acting like a woman.
Stranger: Well, before one of us leaves, I want to meet you.
Stranger: To be honest, I’m not just a fan of TVXQ
Stranger: I am Hero Jaejoong
You: Stop lying, that isn’t funny
Stranger: I know it is hard to believe, but don’t we meet up? I really want to meet some of our male fans.
Stranger: ????
You: If you are the real Jaejoong then I am Yunho
Stranger: … Well, hello there Yunho.
You: This is pissing me off. We were having such a good talk until you started being all bullshitty.
Stranger: I’m not! Don’t disconnect! Why don’t we meet up at the first entrance in Hongdae?
You: The only way I will believe you are Jaejoong is if you can answer this riddle.
Stranger: ??? And by asking me this riddle I suppose you are implying that you are really Yunho? Fine, ask away, anything is fine.
You: COCONUTS
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD, CHANGMIN! SU’S FETISH, CHANGMIN!!!!
Stranger: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
“Fucking shit! He got it right! Is it really?” Changmin trailed off, scared shitless that he might have actually be conversing with Jaejoong. Only Jaejoong would have gone from thinking he might have been Yunho to being Changmin from that one word.
Stranger: Be there in one hour, wearing a dark gray sweater and shades
You: Hello Kitty track suit
Stranger: Don’t you dare change!
This conversation has been disconnected.