[Another scream, another kidnapping and another groan from Nero. He rolled onto his back on the bed, threw an arm over his face and swore vehemently.]
...Malnosso slumber party and I didn't even get an invitation. Least you could do is let me fucking sleep.
[It was a lost cause. Even when the journal grew quiet it just gave him more time to think
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Didn't think I'd be bumping into you here.
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[Lady winced at behing crushed into the tree, but she noticed it didn't hurt as much as she thought it would. She dropped down when Nero's translucent hand finally disappeared and dodged and rolled towards him, kicking out a leg to swipe it right under his feet.]
[ooc: My money's on the forest and it's wild life. Fuck yeah squirrels.]
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He hadn't counted on the strong momentum behind the kick, his grip on Red Queen faltering and he was left to watch it plummet to the forest below. With his priorities focused primarily on keeping his ground and his teeth he couldn't afford to go in search of it so it would have to remain a casualty. Instead he reached for Blue Rose, quickly replacing its clip and firing a couple of shots to draw new boundaries.]
[ooc: Squirrels are naturally vicious. They almost mugged me yesterday for the peanuts in my hand. Luckily they are easily distracted and I was able to escape. So yes, squirrels will win. But we'll all lose in the end...(misses peanuts)]
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So the lesson here was to not underestimate a woman armed to the teeth. He'd remember that in the future, he was sure.
Nero held out his gun, emptying his clip and letting it fall in the space between them. He smirked, darkly amused despite himself.]
Looks like I'm all outta ammo. Should have known one bullet was never gonna cut it.
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Looks like we're in the same boat.
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So we settling this like men?
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Men? [She looked around.]
Funny, I only see one around and that's me.
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Then check your glasses grandma.
[No sooner had the words left his mouth then he was off at a sprint, demonic arm glowing dully behind him. Deciding now was as good a time as any he threw himself into a handstand, demonic arm using the last of its reserves to summon its ghostly apparition. It bent at the elbow and, like a spring wound to tightly, uncoiled and snapped, thrusting him toward Lady feet first.]
Or better yet...I'll do it for you.
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[Lady jumped back, swerving around him to kick him from behind.]
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[The rest of his sentence was cut off by a violent vertigo that only ended with his impromptu crash into the branch. He blinked at the canopy above, his breathing labored and the edges of his vision spotty from having nearly having his windpipe crushed by both Lady's thighs and his headphones.
Fuck, he's sure he'd heard them break under her hold and the pieces were now cutting his breathing off. He managed a shaky roll away, standing and scraping the remains from around his neck.]
Shit, shouldn't you ask people before you violate them like that?
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Aw, and here I thought you would at least be durable. Is playtime over now that you got a little boo boo? Sorry, but mommy isn't here to kiss it and make it better, so suck it up.
[ooc: fyi, feel free to body slam her into the ground if need be. She likes it rough and I like the nitty gritty. LOL, I swear this fight is two steps away from being a slap fest with both of them going "beeeetch! Not the hair!"]
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Fuck this. He was tired, aching and he'd run out of surprises three witty remarks ago. Now he was just going for the jugular.
Somewhere between the eye roll and her high horse he made a feint, used the opening to grab her throat with his demonic hand and slammed her down into the bark with satisfaction, holding her struggling body down with his thighs.]
Do you ever shut up? Must be nice to think people care about what you're saying.
[ooc: Did you one better. Choke hold brah. It's official, this has devolved into a betch fight.]
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I'm sorry, you were talking?
[With her arms pinned to her sides she had no other choice but to retaliate with a swift kick to the back of his head to get him off her.]
[ooc: No prob bruh. It's about to be a gurrl fight! NOT MA HUR! But I like how Nero keeps underestimating her. She's Lady, she doesn't have badass boots for nothing.]
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