005 devil arms forged [video]

[devil_hunter_d]

[The scene on the screen shows a trio of feather dusters vigorously going to work on a wicked looking sword. A broom seems to be overseeing them.

Dante walks past the screen.

Dante walks back into the screen and stares at the cleaning supplies.]

Sonovabitch! [Flailing.] Hey! Don't touch that!

[He marches up to them and immediately the broom

Comments

[cankillanything]

[Sorry Dante, but Shiki here is snickering just a tiny bit.]

1/2

[devil_hunter_d]

[Shut up. He's usually badass. It's just this chip, and these things, and ARGH GODAMNIT he hates this place!!]

[devil_hunter_d]

What are you laughing at!

[cankillanything]

You don't usually see someone get there ass handed to them by a broom.

[devil_hunter_d]

Shut up. I've got this under control!

[cankillanything]

Yup. Looks like everything's fine. [Sarcasm what sarcasm.]

[devil_hunter_d]

I'm fine.

[cankillanything]

You sure? It never hurts to have a helping hand.

[devil_hunter_d]

...

...as soon as these things stop multiplying I'll be fine.

[cankillanything]

The multiplying is pretty annoying. It'd be more interesting if they weren't brooms and shit, but like this it's just tiresome.

[devil_hunter_d]

Wish I had more bullets. Then I could do this sitting down.

[cankillanything]

What's the fun in just shooting them though?

[devil_hunter_d]

Makes it simpler. If I wanted fun, I'd go find something bigger to play with.

[cankillanything]

Is there even anything fun in this dump?

[devil_hunter_d]

A few things. [But he'd rather have his power back before tackling some of them. Not that he'd admit that.]

[cankillanything]

Heh, good to know. [Powers or no powers, she doesn't really care as long as it's a good fight.]