Feb 26, 2011 02:49
"You and a pretty redhead are tucked away in a corner table at that impossible-to-get-into new French bistro. And lo and behold, you notice she’s laughing at your jokes, twirling her hair, and giving other crystal-clear signs she’s into you..."
It happens that I use YahooMail to consolidate my Flickr and LJ correspondence, and that means quickly zapping past the junk on their coverpage. Well, I gotta admit this squib just now stopped me cold. It was followed by five "tips" about how to know if she was into ME -- and didn't break the spell until far into the piece (when it became evident Redhead was with a guy).
Up to that moment -- delicious!
redhead wants me,
squib,
lesbian