*emotes*

[dev_earl]

Someone at the Dean's office screwed up my finals result and now I'm mortally depressed. So I tried entertaining these thoughts in my brain because they make me slightly happy.

Jensen = The Little Mermaid Ariel
Jared = Prince Eric
Y/Y?

Jensen is lying on the sand, his green tailfin swaying in the air, his fingers combing through the lock of hair

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[balefully]

balefully: "Jensen is lying on the sand, his green tailfin swaying in the air, his fingers combing through the lock of hair covering Jared's right eye. "He's beautiful," he whispers to nobody in particular. Jared's eyes are closed, his whole body drenched with sea water, slightly trembling from the cold. Jensen feels something warm spiraling slow deep in his belly, something he has never felt before in his sixteen years of existence. Something he just knows his father, the Sea King would never approve of.
He peers down into the handsome prince's face and starts to serenade. Jared blinks his eyes open, bleary yet mesmerized by the beautiful voice. A gorgeous face looks down upon him, whole feature framed by the harsh sunlight. He falls in love in an instant."
joosetta: OH MY GOD
joosetta: OH MY GOD
joosetta: KJASDASDAJSAJAJAHAZFSD
balefully: HHAHAHAHAHOSgnspfiNAHHAAHAHAH
balefully: HSOGDBPGINWPtI@r-29jr-[p92opotp:SIGP:AINg;ksng
joosetta: SKJSDF WHAT GENNIUS IS THIS
joosetta: -13zdxc32mnx;lkvmdflm
balefully: THAT IS ALL THERE IS.
joosetta: WHAT
joosetta: HOW IS THERE NOT
balefully: I AM TRES TRES DESOLET
joosetta: COULD YOU
joosetta: URSULA WOULD BE

[balefully]

joosetta: JDM WAVES HIS TRIDENT
joosetta: AND JENSEN WALKS OUT OF THE SURF
joosetta: IN A GLITTERY DRESS
balefully: IN A GLITTERY BE
balefully: YES
balefully: YES
balefully: YES
balefully: GOD
balefully: ASOIgndioshnogniOWINTn
balefully: WITH THE WIND
balefully: BLOWING
joosetta: sdofigjpsoifdpiosddffdsfgd
joosetta: YESS
balefully: IN HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
balefully: poVDNPGONSPO
joosetta: `kljsfdlksdfgbsadfljk
balefully: HIS ARMS OPEN.
balefully: BESEECHINGLY.
joosetta: I AM CRYING
balefully: TO JARED.
joosetta: OH GOD
balefully: WHO IS ALL
balefully: ! :O! ! :O!
joosetta: WHO SWEEPS HIM UP
joosetta: AND SPINS HIM
balefully: SLJGNOSUG
balefully: AND SETS HIM DOWN.
balefully: ON HIS TIPPTOES.
joosetta: `kojkjdfhuinhofddfn]\
balefully: AND.
joosetta: GLORIOUS
balefully: PRESSES THE WARM BEAUTIFUL KISS OF TRUE LOVE TO HIS DAMP, SALTY LIPS, THAT TASTE LIKE.
joosetta: FISH
balefully: FREEDOM. AND. ETERNITY.
balefully: ...
balefully: OR FISH.
joosetta: *DIES LAUGHING*
joosetta: I AM DYING
balefully: AND JDM IS CRYING.
joosetta: I AM HAVING CONVULSIVE SPASMS
joosetta: SDIJGVC
balefully: AND CHRISTIAN IS SITTING ON THE CAKE.
joosetta: SDJIJKDSF OHMY FGOFD
joosetta: HAHUIAHYSHAHAHAHAHAhbAHA
balefully: CLUTCHING THE WEE JARED AND JENSEN FIGURINES.
joosetta: AND JDM
joosetta: MAKES A RAINBPOW
joosetta: WITH HIS TRIDENT
balefully: AND KIM BUSTS UP THE BOAT CHASING CHRISTIAN.
balefully: AND SANDY CRIES INTO CHAD'S KRAVAT.
joosetta: 2JSIJOSADASASD
balefully: AND SADIE AND HARLEY RUN

[not_sally]

I am crying now. Your genius cannot be contained. THIS FANDOM RULES THEM ALL.

[dev_earl]

You people are evil enablers! *cries*

[qwertypoiuq]

AHAHAHAHA, this is genius. I do not think you are on crack AT ALL. Disney!Porn for the win, nothing beats the magic of Disney movies, except for maybe the magic of J2, so this it totally MAGICAL ALL OVER! *_*

[dev_earl]

I is magical. I WIN. \o/

It turned out pornier than I thought it'd be. *facepalm*