five things meme.

[deusvobiscum]

For those who don't know, here's how this one works: you ask me five things, and I'll respond ICly or OOCly, depending. Probably OOCly. You can ask as many as you'd like; I just might skip around and come back to one later.

I play Sakuraba, Robert, Kakei, Edgeworth, and Akito. HIT ME.

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[deusvobiscum]

1) SHIGURE
2) Rin
3) Shigure again
4) Yuki, depending. Maybe not physically smack up, but.
5) ... Probably Shigure. HE'D DO SOMETHING TO DESERVE THIS SLOT

[but_a_wolf]

... you know, I came to ask the same question.

[deusvobiscum]

ilu honey ♥

[insertbaldjoke]

GOD LJ STOP BEING SUCH A WHORE

five things Akito does in lieu of taking out frustration on people who aren't around GO

[deusvobiscum]

1) FIRST THINGS FIRST, he bitches like nothing else to Kureno. Those whores, how dare they-- Kureno I need another vase okay
2) Then spends at least half an hour to an hour brooding in silence. COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE you know what I'm talking about, right. The whole-- just sitting there. and hoping that Shigure won't be a whore and interrupt.
3) --but if he does, all of Akito's wrath gets taken out on the dog. Because he's a jackass and isn't nice and and.
4) Otherwise, cue another hour or so of Akito reassuring himself that there's ttly a bond and everyone loves him rly and everyone else is just retarded amirite Kureno I need another vase okay.
5) Something happens five seconds later, and we wash, rinse, and repeat.

[onsen_addict]

Five things Akito hates most.

Five things Robert likes about camp.

Edgeworth's top five gayest moments.

[deusvobiscum]

... o-only five hahaha okay, here.

1) Ren
2) Kyou, on principle.
3) ... Shigure.
4) ... I'd say Rin, but it's not exactly Rin. More like. Rin stealing a Jyuunishi's affection. Bitch. D<
5) Any insinuation that the gorgon will have any effect on the bond between the Jyuunishi and their God. ♥

[attorneyatlol]

1) Fourth grade. Enough said.
2) The late night chat outside of the detention center with Wright about what it means like to be a lawyer. ):
3) --anything in the detention center. omg wright i never wanted you to know
4) "I have these unnecessary feelings, Wright."
5) ... These are all canon, so I guess the better question is when isn't Edgeworth being kinda gay. I would make things up but. canon tops anything I could even possibly come up with. I. what.

[maeritrae]

4) "I have these unnecessary feelings, Wright."

I just saw that last night. Spent several minutes gaping at the screen before bursting out laughing.

Also I love your Edgeworth so so so much, and am possibly stalking him and Phoenix a little.

[head_playboy]

I'm playing right now so...

Five times Edgeworth REALLY wanted to scream OBJEECTION. But refrained to do so.

[attorneyatlol]

1) Any time Oldbag was on the stand. Period.
2) ... nuhnahnuhnahnuhnah COFFEE RAPE. No, uh. Big objection to being referred to as a "kitten", Mr. Kaminogi. ):
3) That one time Oldbag sent flowers to his office with the world's mushiest love letter. He probably only barely refrained from pointing right in front of the delivery boy.
4) Franziska's "date" with Wright.
5) ... Any time Wright asks to top.

[veryshocking]

FIVE THINGS KAKEI DOESN'T HATE ABOUT KATOU

AND FIVE THINGS HE DOES

[high_wave]

1) He's blond.
2) He isn't stingy with his cigarettes, which makes him a good source for 'em when he doesn't want Mizumachi to know he's been smoking.
3) Katou's actually good for some decent conversation, when he's not being incredibly obnoxious! rly.
4) Sometimes, he knows what he's talking about!
5) ... he's blond.

1) OBNOXIOUS.
2) ... no, seriously, Katou, do you ever stfu. I typed "stuff" at first.
3) Too. damn. cocky.
4) He hangs around Hiruma a lot. This alone gets him on the list.
5) He's blond.