ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[deusexmechanic]

[When the camera clicks on, Harper is standing in front of the camera with no shirt on. He leans forward, apparently just sorta using it as a mirror, for the time being

Comments

[fanged_aleera]

Your petty seductions will do nothing, mortal!

Nothing!

[deusexmechanic]

[What? OH SHIT THE CAMERA IS ON! Harper does a sudden mad lunge towards the communicator to turn it off, and from then on you get voice replies.]

Oh my god-- Tell me that--

...

How long had that been broadcasting for?

Voice:

[fanged_aleera]

Enough!

Do not act as if it was accidental... I know what you desire.

IT SHALL NEVER WORK.

Voice:

[deusexmechanic]

I know, I know, trust me, after that I'm kissing any chances that I might have had goodbye.

[gotgreenmagic]

...

Well this is abnormally blatant.

Video was killed the moment Aleera commented, so have a voice reply.

[deusexmechanic]

I--

Oh god How do you feel about just pretending you never saw that?

Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Overwhelmingly positive, but since when do you have a problem with reverse-stripping to the whole Barge?

Voice

[deusexmechanic]

That was private! You think I'm happy with how that must have looked? Jeeze, would you be?

[empirical_data]

[Data would tell you that he thinks you've hit the video button accidentally, but he's terrified of you, Tubby.]

[deusexmechanic]

[Come here and let me stick my chunky engineers fingers into your wiring, Data!]

[empirical_data]

[Noooo! They're too big and will get stuck! Certainly you don't want to do that.]

[deusexmechanic]

[SOB you're probably right :c]

[lt_n_uhura]

[Little, scared Uhura voice.] Harper?

SHAME SHAME SHAME VOICE

[deusexmechanic]

Oh god not you too...

POOOOOOR HARPER. More Scared Uhura Voice.

[lt_n_uhura]

Me, too? What do you mean?

POOOOOOR UHURA as well :c

[deusexmechanic]

You saw that? Please tell me you didn't see that?

[Audio]

[gimmethemap]

[giggle]

[Audio]

[deusexmechanic]

[Very brief, genuinely hurt sound, like he's trying not to cry. Then the audio feed cuts off.]

[Audio] - Private

[gimmethemap]

[She's clearly trying to stop.]

Oh come on, Harper -- it's not like nobody else does it.

[Audio]

[deusexmechanic]

[BITTER OFFENDED SILENCE FOR A WHILE...then finally:]

Not everyone manages to broadcast their stupid spare tyre to everyone they know!