8 - Maintaining his "Best warden ever" title.

[deusexmechanic]

Okay, I know this is a scary time for all of us, but I have the perfect plan on how to deal with this whole "Davros" problem!

All we need to do, is sneak up on him and tip him out of his wheelchair, then run away giggling.

It can't fail.

Comments

Everybody but Davros Filter

[gimmethemap]

Ohh this isn't going to make him any less hostile, no...

Everybody but Davros Filter

[deusexmechanic]

Ah, but how's he going to act on that hostility when he's flailing around on the floor like a turtle on his back?

Everybody but Davros Filter

[gimmethemap]

And how is he going to trust a Warden when he's assigned one?

Everybody but Davros Filter

[deusexmechanic]

The Admiral can assign him to whoever brings him back his wheelchair. That's some instant good will right there.

Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

[withgreat_power]

I'm a fan of this plan.

We could stick baseball cards in his wheelchair spokes afterward, so we can always hear him coming. Maybe get him a little horn?

[Peter is in Spidey-Space and thinks this is the Greatest Plan Ever]

Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

[deusexmechanic]

We could give him a little hat with bells on it!

[It IS a great idea!]

Re: Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

[withgreat_power]

Could his Warden have a matching hat with little bells? Maybe all Wardens and Inmates should have matching hats. And t-shirts.

[It is. Peter is totally down for Davros harassment]

Davros is a Big Jerk Filter

[deusexmechanic]

Hey, bullying one old man is within my expertise, but clothing the entire barge? Screw that noise.

Filtered away from Davros

[alzarian_youth]

Or yell insults at him while sitting halfway up a flight of stairs.

Filtered away from Davros

[deusexmechanic]

Now now, we'll have only productive suggestions here!

Filtered away from Davros

[alzarian_youth]

Sorry, wheelchair tipping it is.

He thinks Davros is cool, okay :c

[stopthat_destro]

Your sensitivity towards the handicapped is astounding.

Weirdo grossfaces unite!

[deusexmechanic]

Hey, he's handicapable!

[great_healer]

Mr Harper... Your consideration is as touching as it is memorable.

[deusexmechanic]

Yeah, yeah, I'm just awash with the milk of human kindness.

[great_healer]

And arrogance...