7 - STFU please.

Jan 24, 2010 19:47

Attention all stuck up whiny-ass newcomers, repeat after me ( Read more... )

fucking fellow residents of the barge, technology will punish you, empty threats, best warden ever amirite?

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Have a pissed Luigi not saying anything, just GLARING couldgo4aslice January 24 2010, 20:07:16 UTC
Harper gives you the finger, Luigi. deusexmechanic January 24 2010, 20:10:58 UTC

stopthat_destro January 24 2010, 20:10:30 UTC
You know, turning your communicator off is always an option.

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deusexmechanic January 24 2010, 20:14:26 UTC
You do realize that the voice channels are supposed to be for emergencies? Like hell am I turning that off!

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stopthat_destro January 24 2010, 20:48:18 UTC
And what would you do in an emergency? Provide witty commentary?

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deusexmechanic January 24 2010, 20:52:11 UTC
Uh, nice try, but no. I'd head for the escape pods.

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hopeless_hacker January 24 2010, 20:17:23 UTC
Nanowelded shut?

That's creative.

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deusexmechanic January 24 2010, 20:21:47 UTC
Well, if you're gonna do a job then you might as well do it properly. No point in sneaking in there and just smacking duct tape over their mouths.

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gimmethemap January 24 2010, 21:27:10 UTC
Thank you.

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deusexmechanic January 24 2010, 21:57:00 UTC
You're welcome. Uh, I have to admit, my threats of impromptu surgery aren't usually one of the things I'm thanked for...

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gimmethemap January 25 2010, 00:34:34 UTC
Sometimes it needs to be said.

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He's a little thrown by someone approving of his threats. deusexmechanic January 25 2010, 01:11:39 UTC
Well, in that case, you're welcome.

Hey, are you feeling okay?

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you_run_i_chase January 25 2010, 02:22:45 UTC
You know, I don't know who the fuck you are, but I think you're my god damn new best fucking friend.

Or something.

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deusexmechanic January 25 2010, 06:01:11 UTC
I opt for the "or something", Seamus Zelazny Harper, and I am very pleased to meet you.

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you_run_i_chase January 25 2010, 06:07:47 UTC
Yeah?

I'm Miss Parker. Was here before and now I'm fucking back in this charming little level of hell.

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deusexmechanic January 25 2010, 06:12:13 UTC
Yeah.

Well, welcome back to hell, Miss Parker. Dare I ask what you did to get your invitation here?

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