for as long as i can remember i have always wanted to enjoy a nacho/taco bar. i am quite a picky eater, so the idea of being able to put exactly how much of exactly everything i like on my nachos sounds like the best thing ever ( Read more... )

most people who know me know that i absolutely love birthdays. so this morning as i was trying to get out of bed a thought regarding half birthdays occurred to me: if your birthday is august 30th your half birthday would be february 30th which does not exist. or march 31st (september 31st), may 31st (sept 31st). and how exactly do people who are ( Read more... )

the other night i had a dream that i lived in a tree house. and my husband, kevin federline, was trying to kill me. my dad was going to protect me by parking his car at the base of my tree house and he gave me a small, shiny silver gun ( Read more... )

hello, hello ( Read more... )

so, 3 weeks of vacaction looks like it will not be happening as i just took back my old job at abercrombie. i cant help it, i love that fucking place.

john said maybe we can take a 3 week vacation in december!! one week in chicago and then two weeks in michigan!!! if not 3 weeks, then at least one week in chicago and one week in michigan. hopefully things will work out so that happens!!! i have not been home for that long in years ( Read more... )

stop using fucking air quotes britney spears!
you obviously do not know when quotes are appropriate!

i listen to hip-hop while i tan.
and i dance around in the booth.

life punched me in the stomach today. over and over again. straight shot.

tomorrow will be better.

it had better be-i am out of tears and saves the day albums, which means i am out of coping mechanisms.

i was voted best hair (specifically bangs) and best jewelry at work.