Comments | detonate_for_me: Instant message from random old* guy

detonate_for_me

Instant message from random old* guy

Mar 25, 2007 12:04

*His profile says he's 57. That's older than my dad, therefore he's "old ( Read more... )

Comments 11

monsterofmud March 25 2007, 19:31:45 UTC

He rides the edge of either being very nice, or completely a threat. Which makes it interesting, no?

But hopefully he'll just bugger off.

detonate_for_me March 26 2007, 13:44:41 UTC

He's definitely interesting. Hannibal Lecter is interesting, too, though.

suraimu March 25 2007, 20:06:17 UTC

Sweet zombie jesus.

yesca March 25 2007, 20:07:57 UTC

DO YOU WANT TO EXPLORE THE UNIVERSE?/

I will never stop laughing at this.

detonate_for_me March 25 2007, 20:09:24 UTC

Yeah. I think what he really meant was, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLORE MY NUTSACK?/

anaesthete March 25 2007, 20:34:39 UTC

Exactly, which will eventually lead to detonation.

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detonate_for_me March 26 2007, 13:43:46 UTC

But I thought YOU were my holemate! :(

hazelwitch March 26 2007, 07:02:32 UTC

OH, AND I WILL NOT PICK YOU UP FOR YOUR RAPE AND MURDER. I REQUIRE YOU TO DRIVE YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN MOLESTATION, RUINATION, EXECUTION, AND DIGESTION--I WILL HOWEVER PROVIDE THE FAVA BEANS AND THE CHIANTI. IN THE NAME OF THE LAMB(S).

detonate_for_me March 26 2007, 13:43:18 UTC

I was wondering when someone would comment on that. 57-year-old dude, trolling for submissive brides on the internet, types in all caps, and oh yeah, no car.

Not that it automatically makes you a loser. Wait, actually, around here it pretty much DOES make you a loser.