Ten Names I've Been Called (for just_muse_me)

[det_lassiter]

1) Detective Lassiter
2) Booker
3) Darling-Sweetest-Dear-Carl
4) Unkie Cawlton
5) Lassy
6) Lasshole
7) Selfish bastard
8) Lassatus Rattus
9) Lassopolus
10) Carlton

( JMM)