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[destroyerchibi]

Hahah. this was pretty good Zephyr! Granted it's also pretty ridiculous, and most of my arrows seem to shoot off to "no thanks". I guess that's to be expected though. I do approve of how it puts cuddling at the very top, though. That is the big one after all, it really should start there.

The flow chart for embarking on a relationship with me:

Comments

[zeblith]

Heh, "No Thanks!" apparently :P

[omniscientlyme]

Heh, interesting. I noticed there's two things about sexual experimentation. lol

[sonofzeal]

Am I reading this wrong, or does oral hygiene only matter to you if the fellow is a post coital cuddler?

[zabrahl]

Ah, but you see, if you aren't a cuddler the best result you can possibly get is 'If you're paying' so she's already lowering her standards.

Also, other than my being a bit unadventurous sexually I seem to be a perfect candidate.