we need to get out of these boxes

[destroy_the_usa]

so right now the rest of the world is at prom. and do you want to know where i am? NOT AT PROM. man, i am so cool. actually, to really qualify as cool i'd have to be out vandalizing stuff or dealing crack, but being lame and going to see stick it with my brother and sister is really just as good. the important thing is that i'm wearing baggy pants

Comments

[mynameiskristen]

Prom is for losers!

[on_des_row]

i went to our equivalent of a ptom. i wish i hadn't. i can never get those hours back.

[destroy_the_usa]

i think it's even worse for girls, because we have to wear dresses. and MAKEUP. at least your friends (presumably) didn't hold you down and attack your eyes with little brushes/torture implements beforehand.

[on_des_row]

my friends got wasted before they even showed up, and then knocked food and drink everywhere. pretty fun actually.

[imaninjabiscuit]

you probably missed some awesome scandal, like when some chick got really drunk and tried to stuff the ballot box for prom queen last year and then amy caught her and she was like "I'LL KILL YOU, AMY HERRICK!!!!"