Absurd and Ridiculous Death Meme

[destiny_keeper]

From star_core:

Reply to this, pick a ridiculous (or otherwise) way to end Drake's story (be it death by shrimp or fairytale happy ever after) and I will write drabbles of each idea!

Comments

[asunless_sea]

Abducted by house-elves who want to rig the next TriWizard tournament, and ultimately
gets turned into a oneway Portkey to the Room of Requirement?
Yes. Insane. Give me a sec and I'll try to think of something less silly? *sheepish look*

Try Number 2

[asunless_sea]

...Drake tries to cast a spell to add to his gold hoard, and winds up with the Midas Touch...and the minute he tries to
shower or something human-ish...?

[boyking]

A most tragic, ironic and untimely death by exploding pie. *nodnod*