[Ganondorf's head is pounding. There's so much white noise. So much white noise and anger and hurt pounding loud in his ears. He can't see straight and collides with the wall as his hands grip the sides of his head.

How dare the captain just give her to him and then snatch her away. How dare she be here on this boat and consort with the lowliest ( Read more... )

[Ganondorf's voice is calm, but tight.]

She's gone.

[And that's all he's got to say.]

[Ganny's got a new haaaand. And he can't seem to control it, which sucks. But whatever. Once he learns how to control it, he'll be using it to pimp slap the snot out of Ridley. Nobody wounds Ganondorf's pride and manage to go without a pimp slapping.]

I thought a storm was coming.

[And after setting the appropriate locks.]

[Locked to TP!Zelda, ( Read more... )

Crew. Take me to the brig.

[His tone seems to say 'now' rather than 'later.' Oh well. He never was one for politeness when he's angry.]

[IC edit: This is added some time after his initial post. Time to see what that boy is capable of.]

Danny. Come to me, now.

[Ganondorf actually hasn't been back to his room since his fight with Nabooru. He's already been coughing up fish for the last couple of hours, making it difficult to get any sleep. Out of all of the fish he's coughed up, only one has actually made it to the tank in the Kuma-Ko, which is where he can be found currently.]

Nabooru, we must speak.

[ ( Read more... )

Since I'm sure the players in this little farce are just anxious to know how the next scene will unfold, I believe it is time for Act Two to begin.

[A pause, as he laughs softly.]

Ironhide, you're next.

[There is an edit to this post sometime later.]

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- Jak
- Ironhide
- Phoenix
- Razer

- Jak
- Ironhide
- Phoenix
- Razer

[Sometime later, a strikethrough appears over Jak's name.]

Lily, dear, would you mind doing me a favor?

Would anyone care to spar?