Dear SPN fandom: let's recap.
OMG JARED AND JENSEN: Are you SERIOUSLY living together?? WHAT??
*stuffs fist in mouth to stifle squee and after a moment, continues typing*
1. Jared climbs all over Jensen in public for two years. Jensen smiles indulgently and puts his hands all over Jared in return.
1a. It becomes clear they adore each other. See ten thousand articles, videos, photographs, interviews, and websites for the evidence.
2. Jared suddenly stops climbing all over Jensen in public. And looking at Jensen so obviously all the time in public, and horsing around with him so ridiculously in public, tho they clearly still love each other lots on account of how Jared is still removing eyelashes from Jensen's face with spit in public places and then telling all the fans about it.
3. Jared buys a house.
4. Jared gets engaged to Sandy.
5. Jared breaks up with Sandy almost immediately amidst rumors of cheating. Which everyone ASSUMES took place with a GIRL. (OMG. Teand, maybe you called it! HAHAHA.)
6. Jared and Jensen appear in public together dressed alike. And standing so close to each other, they might as well merge. Which, dude. You know?
7. News surfaces almost accidentally that they are living together.
*ponders unconnected dots evidence*
You know what that list is made of?? It's made of shiny gossamer unicorn hair and fairy tale dust woven into a palm-sized silver cloud, which I will use to polish my ENORMOUS TIN HAT. Even if number 7 eventually turns out to be untrue. GOD FORBID. Dude, just reloading my flist to read the squee explosion in posts and comments has made this whole thing worthwhile. ZOMG.
\o/!!!!!!!
*stuffs fist in mouth to stifle squee and after a moment, continues typing*
1. Jared climbs all over Jensen in public for two years. Jensen smiles indulgently and puts his hands all over Jared in return.
1a. It becomes clear they adore each other. See ten thousand articles, videos, photographs, interviews, and websites for the evidence.
2. Jared suddenly stops climbing all over Jensen in public. And looking at Jensen so obviously all the time in public, and horsing around with him so ridiculously in public, tho they clearly still love each other lots on account of how Jared is still removing eyelashes from Jensen's face with spit in public places and then telling all the fans about it.
3. Jared buys a house.
4. Jared gets engaged to Sandy.
5. Jared breaks up with Sandy almost immediately amidst rumors of cheating. Which everyone ASSUMES took place with a GIRL. (OMG. Teand, maybe you called it! HAHAHA.)
6. Jared and Jensen appear in public together dressed alike. And standing so close to each other, they might as well merge. Which, dude. You know?
7. News surfaces almost accidentally that they are living together.
*ponders unconnected dots evidence*
You know what that list is made of?? It's made of shiny gossamer unicorn hair and fairy tale dust woven into a palm-sized silver cloud, which I will use to polish my ENORMOUS TIN HAT. Even if number 7 eventually turns out to be untrue. GOD FORBID. Dude, just reloading my flist to read the squee explosion in posts and comments has made this whole thing worthwhile. ZOMG.
\o/!!!!!!!