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Jul 20, 2006 21:47

He enters stiffly, hiding more than a touch of diffidence behind a smug, self-satisfied expression.

With a smart(ish) click of his heels, he stands to attention, twirling his right wrist in a long, foppish, extended, long, effete, boring, and did we mention incredibly long salute.

I expect you've all missed me.

He bounces on his toes whilst ( Read more... )

meadows, re-introductions, jack sparrow, evey hammond, captain jack harkness, rimmer

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51st_centuryguy July 20 2006, 21:01:50 UTC

*grin* How missable are you, Arnie J?

oldironballs July 20 2006, 22:09:07 UTC

*eyes him suspiciously, generally disapproving of men who wear Cool like a bespoke garment*

Extremely missable. Extremely. Ask anyone. Anyone at all who isn't a miserable goit.

*hard stare (or something approximating one)* I didn't catch your name.

51st_centuryguy July 20 2006, 22:31:40 UTC

I'm sure I won't ever have to! *holds out hand cheerfully* Jack Harkness.

oldironballs July 20 2006, 22:56:16 UTC

*shakes it, rather limply*

Er.. thank you. Rimmer. *winces, just a little*

Arnold J. Rimmer, rather. Of the JMC mining ship Red Dwarf.

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evey_intherain July 20 2006, 21:38:50 UTC

*grins, and chokes back a laugh, because he seems terribly serious about it all* I'm afraid I haven't met you to begin with, which makes it rather hard to miss you.

oldironballs July 20 2006, 22:14:28 UTC

*directs an ingratiating smile at her breasts, more awkward than lecherous*

Yes, of course. Of course. How do you do.

*sketches a bow only marginally less silly than the salute*

A.J. Rimmer, Space Adventurer, at your service.

evey_intherain July 20 2006, 22:18:24 UTC

*Narrows her eyes a bit and self-consciously crosses her arms, trying to cover said boobs*

Nice to meet you, I'm Evey Hammond.

oldironballs July 20 2006, 22:58:04 UTC

*very very sincerely, still half-ducked in a bow* The pleasure is all mine, Miss Hammond.

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jaynesfan July 21 2006, 03:25:39 UTC

*stares, bemused* ... What was that? With the... *flaps his hand around*

oldironballs July 21 2006, 20:30:38 UTC

*sternly* A salute. A Half-Rimmer, to be precise.

jaynesfan July 22 2006, 15:50:51 UTC

*a bit annoyed* Who are you saluting? There ain't nobody here as is better than any other, so quit it.

oldironballs July 22 2006, 18:50:36 UTC

*eyes him with some disdain* Afraid of a bit of authority, are we?

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rumandsparrows July 21 2006, 15:08:05 UTC

*blinks* Don't think 've ever met you, actually.

oldironballs July 21 2006, 20:31:20 UTC

*looks him up and down, then sneers* I can't imagine we'd have any reason to.

rumandsparrows July 21 2006, 20:35:48 UTC

*completely unperturbed by the sneer* Captain Jack Sparrow, th' best pirate to sail the seas.

There. Now we've met.

oldironballs July 22 2006, 18:51:02 UTC

.. Charmed, I'm sure. *isn't*