Enter a dark-haired goth boy bearing ho-hos. His face is rather angular and his eyes are dark. He is as energetic as a puppy and more foul-mouthed then any sailor.

Hi everyone! I'm Twig. Want a hoho?

Typist: The Guildenstern to Molochai's Rosencrantz is from Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite. He bites. Unfortunately.