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Apr 14, 2005 19:51

Dead Italian Male looking for Star Crossed Lover. Must like secret marriages, doomed romances and flirting in iambic pentameter. Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain optional. If you're a beauty too rich for this Earth, please contact Romeo Montague at ...

... Sorry about that. This typist bids me tell you I'm from the play Romeo and Juliet ( Read more... )

horatio, jean prouvaire, emily starr, archie kennedy, ginny weasley, vera, introduction, alec scudder, dolohov, romeo, harper pitt, aouda fogg, christine, acheron hades, mercutio, elizabeth bennet

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sweet_madman April 15 2005, 02:18:14 UTC
*pouncetackle* Romeo, Romeo, where the hell have you been? You fool, you folly, you frolicking fop! I've been looking for you! Up and down and sideways, even trapezoidal--I was rhombal for you, Romeo. Out of my wits and out of my pants, you poor fool.

Mun: ... omg LOVE YOU and your personal ad.

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 02:33:14 UTC
*pouncetacklecrushed*

OMGYOU'REALIVEI'MSOHAPPY

... You're always out of your wits, Mercutio, and rarely in your pants. And I'd ask where you've been, but I'm not sure I want to know! *fondpoke*

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sweet_madman April 15 2005, 03:27:26 UTC
YOU'REALIVETOOWESHOULDCELEBRATE.

I propose an orgy. In your honor.

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 03:52:21 UTC
Will there be pretty girls there? I'm sure you'd propose an orgy, anyway. There will be girls, right?

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emilybyrdstarr April 15 2005, 04:26:57 UTC
Sir, welcome! How very exciting to have another of Shakespeare's characters here.

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 04:35:37 UTC
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... welcome indeed. and who, if i may be so bold to ask, is this angel the gods have sent to greet me? unless she's the goddess herself; forsooth, she's too beautiful to be anything else!

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emilybyrdstarr April 15 2005, 04:49:12 UTC
*blushes slightly and tries to hide her amusement* My name, good sir, is Emily Byrd Starr, and you far too kind.

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 05:02:11 UTC
*gushing bad poetry* Oh, if only bird song were so sweet as your voice, and stars ever as bright as the light of your eyes ... no morning nor night would be this wondrous. I fear I shall never be kind enough, to repay the gift of this, our meeting -- !

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i_want_a_broom April 15 2005, 05:01:08 UTC
Hello, and welcome.

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You know Mercutio?

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 05:07:48 UTC
Only a little less than he knows himself, my lady. Why do you ask?

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i_want_a_broom April 15 2005, 13:21:03 UTC
Because he called me a wench.

Oh, I forgot to mention that my typist went batty when she read about you here. She loves the story, but has had interesting experiences with it.

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veronaloverboy April 16 2005, 01:36:09 UTC
Sounds like him. My apologies, sweet lady ... I see nothing but charm and loveliness in you, and madness, as always, in him. Mercutio may be a good friend, but he is still a man who thinks as he speaks and rarely before, and will say more in a minute than he will stand to in a month. I would pay him no mind. And I think he's a little afraid of women. Quite tragic, actually.

And tell your typist I said thanks ... Even if mine is a tale of tears and woe, of beauty and pain both exquisite and terrible, which rend my heart even as I speak ... *wibblewhimperpose*

... Interesting? How?

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jehan_prouvaire April 15 2005, 05:06:45 UTC
It is so lovely to meet you, M. Romeo. So very lovely. I'm Jehan Prouvaire; only Jehan is necessary, really. :) <-- it's a smiling face!

Your story is so very romantic; everyone wants their love to be just as yours was. They want their love to go as deep as yours has. To think, love can transcend death. It is such a wonderful thing.

I do hope you will enjoy it here. :) I am glad you have your friend M. Mercutio here with you.

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 05:23:34 UTC
Well met, sir, well met!

I used to love to read the romantic tales of old. I never thought I'd find myself among them -- though I'll confess, I'd often dreamt it. There is nothing better in the world than love, even life. *heavy sigh, about to wax poetic again* O, my sweet Juliet ...! Has there ever been a love as pure and true as ours? Will there ever be again? How shall I live this strange undeath without you?!

... *polite cough* Sorry. Sorry. Yes, I am glad to see Mercutio here. All our fortunes went for the worse after I lost him; I suppose the world needs a fool. OHMYGODIMISSEDHIMSOMUCH.

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dearest_lizzy April 15 2005, 05:13:33 UTC
As M. Prouvaire said, yours is a romantic tale indeed. I'd rather live, though, Jehan. I hope you will enjoy it here.

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veronaloverboy April 15 2005, 05:46:15 UTC
With a lady as lovely and charming as you about, I've no doubt I will.

... I'd rather live, too. But don't tell anyone.

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dearest_lizzy April 15 2005, 17:33:03 UTC
*raises an eyebrow and grins*

I think most people feel the same. It's quite alright.

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