Dead Italian Male looking for Star Crossed Lover. Must like secret marriages, doomed romances and flirting in iambic pentameter. Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain optional. If you're a beauty too rich for this Earth, please contact Romeo Montague at ...
... Sorry about that. This typist bids me tell you I'm from the play Romeo and Juliet
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Mun: ... omg LOVE YOU and your personal ad.
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OMGYOU'REALIVEI'MSOHAPPY
... You're always out of your wits, Mercutio, and rarely in your pants. And I'd ask where you've been, but I'm not sure I want to know! *fondpoke*
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I propose an orgy. In your honor.
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... welcome indeed. and who, if i may be so bold to ask, is this angel the gods have sent to greet me? unless she's the goddess herself; forsooth, she's too beautiful to be anything else!
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You know Mercutio?
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Oh, I forgot to mention that my typist went batty when she read about you here. She loves the story, but has had interesting experiences with it.
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And tell your typist I said thanks ... Even if mine is a tale of tears and woe, of beauty and pain both exquisite and terrible, which rend my heart even as I speak ... *wibblewhimperpose*
... Interesting? How?
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Your story is so very romantic; everyone wants their love to be just as yours was. They want their love to go as deep as yours has. To think, love can transcend death. It is such a wonderful thing.
I do hope you will enjoy it here. :) I am glad you have your friend M. Mercutio here with you.
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I used to love to read the romantic tales of old. I never thought I'd find myself among them -- though I'll confess, I'd often dreamt it. There is nothing better in the world than love, even life. *heavy sigh, about to wax poetic again* O, my sweet Juliet ...! Has there ever been a love as pure and true as ours? Will there ever be again? How shall I live this strange undeath without you?!
... *polite cough* Sorry. Sorry. Yes, I am glad to see Mercutio here. All our fortunes went for the worse after I lost him; I suppose the world needs a fool. OHMYGODIMISSEDHIMSOMUCH.
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... I'd rather live, too. But don't tell anyone.
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I think most people feel the same. It's quite alright.
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